35 Best Biology Jokes
What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.
Why don’t biologists trust atoms? They make up everything.
Why did the bacteria travel the word? To get cultured.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? They had no chemistry.
Why did the gene go to therapy? It had separation anxiety.
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Why are bacteria so bad at math? Because when they multiply, they divide.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? “Ouch, mitosis!”
Why did the neuron go to the party? To make some new connections.
Why did the golgi body go to therapy? It needed help with its complexes.
Why didn’t the biologist use dating apps? He was a fan of old-fashioned natural selection.
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Why did the algae and the fungus get married? They had a lichen for each other.
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.
Why was the biologist good at archery? He had a bow and marrow.
What did the biologist say when his experiment exploded? “Cell la vie!”
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Why did the biologist become a comedian? He had a natural sense of tumor.
Why did the cell fail the math test? It couldn’t multiply.
What did the biologist say when he found a new virus? “This news will go viral!”
Why don’t evolution jokes ever get old? Because they adapt to the audience!
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What did the biologist say when he discovered a talking tree? “I’m stumped!”
What do you call a microbiologist who has visited 30 countries and speaks 6 languages? A man of many cultures.
Why did the biologist become a chef? He knew how to let flavors evolve.