30 Best Colonoscopy Jokes
What did the doctor say after a successful colonoscopy? “It’s all behind you now!”
What’s a colon’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind.”
What’s a colon’s second favorite movie? “The Long and Winding Road.”
Why don’t colons ever get lost? They always follow their gut instinct!
Why did the colon become a detective? It was great at getting to the bottom of things.
Why did the colon become a politician? It was used to handling a lot of crap.
Why don’t colons ever get into arguments? They always let things pass.
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What did the doctor say after performing a colonoscopy? “That was a real inside job!”
What’s a colon’s life motto? “Go with the flow.”
Why did the colon take up yoga? To improve its flexibility and enter a flow state.
Why did the colonoscopy patient become a philosopher? They had a lot of inner reflection.
Why did the colon break up with the stomach? All the acid made their relationship feel toxic.
What do you call a colon that’s a detective? A private investigator.
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Why did the colon join the orchestra? It had a natural talent for wind instruments.
What do you call a colon that’s a writer? A narrative flow expert.
What’s a colon’s favorite dance move? The twist and shout!
Why did the colon join the army? It was ready for active doody!
Why did the colon go to the therapist? It had too much internal baggage.
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What do you call a colon that’s a scientist? A research analyst.
Why was the colon afraid of the calendar? Its days were numbered!
What do you call a colon that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk.
What’s a colon’s favorite TV show? “The Daily Show,” for its regular updates.
Why did the colon go to the museum? To see the artifacts of past movements.
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What’s a colon’s favorite type of party? A block party, because it always clears things out.
Why did the colon become a pilot? It was great at navigating through turbulence.
Why did the colon become a firefighter? It was used to dealing with flare-ups.
What do you call a colon that’s a historian? A past movements expert.