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25 Best Duck Jokes for Kids

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Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case!

What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky.

Why don’t ducks like math? Because it’s all about sub-quack-tion.

What do ducks wear to weddings? Duck-sedos.

What do you call a duck on Halloween? A quack-o’-lantern.

What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and quackers.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

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Why did the duck say “quack”? Because it couldn’t say “moo”!

What’s a baby duck’s favorite game? Beak-a-boo.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks? A fire-quacker.

Why was the duck so good at math? He was a quack-ulator.

What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries.

Why don’t ducks get lost? Because they always stick to the same flock.

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What’s a duck’s favorite musical instrument? The quackophone.

What’s a duck’s favorite drink? Quack-a-cola.

What’s a duck’s favorite type of music? Quack ‘n’ roll.

What do you call a duck that’s a pirate? Captain Quackbeard.

What’s a duck’s favorite type of tree? A quackberry tree.

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What do ducks say when they’re surprised? “What the quack?!”

Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did the duck go to the skate park? To do some quack flips.

What do ducks eat for breakfast? Quacker oats.

What do ducks put in their soup? Quackers.

What do you call a duck that loves to take baths? A bath-quacker.

Why did the duck go to the salon? To get his feathers trimmed.

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