50 Cute Duck Jokes for Kids
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What do you call a duck on Halloween?
A quack-o’-lantern.
What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?
A robber ducky!
Why did the duck get a second job?
He had too many bills.
What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news?
The feather forecast.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
To get a new bill.
What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Cheese and quackers.
Why do ducks make terrible bankers?
Because they always “quack” under pressure!
What do ducks like to watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why don’t ducks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
Firequackers.
Why did the duck become a detective?
To quack the hardest case!
What do you call a duck that plays basketball?
A slam duck!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
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What do you call a duck that’s a rock star?
Mick Quacker.
What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker.
Why do ducks always pay their bills on time?
Because they are very bill-igent.
Why did the duck get a red card in the football game?
For fowl play.
What do you call a duck that’s also a vampire?
Count Quackula.
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the restaurant?
Because it wanted to take “quack leftovers”!
Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get its back quacked.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Why was the duck hired on the spot?
His qualifications fit the bill!
Why did the duck start a gardening business?
Because it had a “green thumb”!
Why are ducks great at math?
Because they know how to do sub-quack-tion.
What do ducks wear to weddings?
Duck-sedos.
What’s a baby duck’s favorite game?
Beak-a-boo.
Why did the duck become a musician?
Because it had perfect “quack-timing”!
What do you call a duck that’s a spy?
James Pond.
Why did the duck try gymnastics?
To do some quack flips.
What’s a duck’s favorite musical instrument?
The quacksophone.
Why don’t ducks ever tell secrets?
Because they’re afraid of a “quacklash”!
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What do you call a duck with a lot of friends?
Popular!
What do you call a duck that’s a great chef?
Quack Gordon Ramsay!
Why did the duck go to the moon?
To see if it was all it’s quacked up to be!
What do you call a duck that’s a great magician?
Quackdini!
What do you call a duck that’s a great singer?
Quack Jagger!
What do you call a duck that’s a great artist?
Quack-casso!
What do you call a duck that’s a great detective?
Quack Holmes!
Why did the duck get in trouble at the library?
Because it put a book under its wing and tried to “quack” it open!
What’s a duck’s favorite board game?
Duck, Duck, Goose!
Why did the duck bring a backpack full of breadcrumbs to the pond?
Because it wanted to have a “quacker” of a picnic!
What do you call a duck that’s a great explorer?
Quack Cousteau!
What do you call a duck that’s a great writer?
Quack Twain!
What do you call a duck that’s a great philosopher?
Quackrates!
What’s a duck’s favorite drink?
Quack-a-cola.
What do you call a duck that’s a great poet?
Quack Whitman!
Why did the duck start a band?
Because it had the “quack” for music!
What do ducks eat for breakfast?
Quacker oats.