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20 Dumbest Pick Up Lines Ever


“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”

“Are you a grenade? Because you’re the bomb.”

“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”

“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”

“Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”

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“Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.”

“You must be so tired after running through my mind all day.”

“Do you also smell that? It’s my charisma. Hi, I’m [name].”

“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”

“Are you a beaver? Because daaaam!”

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“You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

“I’m not an astronomer but I can see Uranus.”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

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“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”

“Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a radish, because you’re rad-ish and I dig it.”

“Is your name Autumn? Because I’m falling for you.”

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Why Dumb Pick Up Lines Can Actually Work

When you use a pick up line on someone, your main goal is to break the ice and get a reaction.

Now, dumb pick up lines might seem like a horrible idea.

But they can work.

Here’s why:


Dumb pick up lines can be genuinely funny.

Laughter, even at the absurdity of a pick-up line, can create chemistry and spark attraction.

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Their silliness can disarm the person you’re interested in, making them more receptive to conversation and connection.


The sheer ridiculousness of a dumb pick-up line can make the moment memorable, giving you a better chance of being remembered after the encounter.

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