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50 Funny Fall Jokes for Kids

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch.

Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
“Use apples next time.”

What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you.

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Why did the pumpkin go to school?
To get ahead in the patch.

Why did the leaf go to school?
To learn about its roots.

How do leaves get from place to place?
They use the autumn-mobile.

Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped.

What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.

Why do trees never make good stand-up comedians?
They always go out on a limb!

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.

What did the tree say to autumn?
“Leaf me alone!”

What do you call a man in a pile of colorful leaves?
Russell.

Why are trees so carefree in the fall?
Because they let loose.

What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.

What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?
His-tree.

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Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
They have no stomach for it.

What do you call a tree that’s bad at math?
A square root.

Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack?
Spare ribs.

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
“Hey, cut it out!”

Why did the broom oversleep during fall cleaning?
It overswept.

Why was the corn afraid of spiders?
Because it was afraid of the cob-webs!

What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?
“May the forest be with you.”

What’s a tree’s favorite type of math?
Twig-onometry.

Why did the apple quit in the middle of the race?
It ran out of juice.

How do leaves get online in fall?
They log in.

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
He had no body to go with.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.

What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?
His-tree.

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.

Why was the tree feeling bare in November?
It was feeling a little bare.

How do pumpkins talk to each other?
Through vine language.

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy bones.

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
Because it kept falling.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house?
The living room.

Why are pine trees such bad knitters?
They always drop their needles.

What’s the most common pumpkin name?
Carvin Marvin.

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