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33 Best Fall Jokes for Kids


What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

What do you call a tree that’s bad at math? A square root.

How do leaves get from place to place? They use the autumn-mobile.

What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick.

What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.

Why did the apple stop rolling? It ran out of juice.

How do you catch a squirrel in fall? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? “Use apples next time.”

What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries.

Why are trees so carefree? Because every fall, they let loose.

Why did the tree wear a sweater? It was feeling a little bare.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.

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What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.

Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get ahead in the patch.

What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

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Why did the leaf cross the road? To get to the other sidewalk.

Why was the broom late for fall cleaning? It overswept.

How do leaves get online in fall? They log in.

Why do trees hate tests in fall? Because they get stumped.

What’s a tree’s favorite type of math? Twig-onometry.

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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

Why don’t trees use smartphones in fall? They prefer to log on the old-fashioned way.

What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school? His-tree.

Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to squash any intruders.

What do you call a tree that’s a good listener? All ears of corn.

How do pumpkins flirt? They use vine language.

Why did the leaf go to school? To learn about its roots.

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