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20 Best Frog Jokes for Kids

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What kind of music do frogs like? Hip hop!

Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad!

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops!

What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!

Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots!

What do you call a frog with no legs? Unhoppy!

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What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies!

What do you call a fancy frog? A hopper-class citizen!

What do you call a frog that’s also a spy? James Pond!

Why did the frog go to the library? To jump into a good book!

What do you call a frog that loves to dance? A hop star!

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What’s a frog’s favorite soda? Diet Croak!

Why was the frog so good at baseball? Because it caught all the flies!

Why was the frog’s birthday on February 29? It was born on a leap year!

What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling on Christmas? Mistletoad!

Why did the frog go to the hospital? To get a hopperation!

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Why did the frog go to the carnival? To hop on the rides!

What do you call a frog that’s a superhero? Captain Croak!

Why did the frog go to the beach? To catch some waves on its lily pad!

What do you call a frog that’s a doctor? A hopatologist!

Why did the frog go to the Olympics? To compete in the long jump!

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