50 Funny Frog Jokes for Kids
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always make jump shots!
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling on Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why do frogs have such great bank accounts?
They’re good at saving up for a rainy day.
What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip hop!
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It kept jumping to conclusions.
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a frog’s favorite soft drink?
Croak-a-Cola.
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies!
Why did the frog go to the pawnshop?
He needed to get ribbit of some old croakery!
Why was the frog’s birthday on February 29?
It was born on a leap year!
Why was the frog so good at baseball?
Because it caught all the flies!
What do you call a frog with no legs?
Unhoppy!
Why did the frog bring a suitcase to the pond?
He was going on a toad trip.
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What did the frog order at the restaurant?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
To get a hopperation!
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
What do you call a frog that’s also a spy?
James Pond!
What do you call a frog that’s a doctor?
A hopatologist!
Why did the frog go to the Olympics?
To compete in the long jump!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
Why did the frog start a band?
Because it already had its own ribbit section!
Where do frogs deposit their money?
In a river bank.
Why did the frog go to the gym?
To work on its long jump.
What do frogs say when they agree?
Toad-ally.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy.
What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
Jump rope.
What’s a frog’s favorite movie?
The Frog Prince.
What do you call a frog that’s good at math?
An addphibian.
Why couldn’t the frog tell the truth?
It’s an am-FIB-ian.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a snake?
A jump rope.
What’s a frog’s favorite flower?
Croak-us.
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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
It wanted to rob-bit.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak-and-dagger agent.
Why did the frog bring a ladder to the pond?
To reach the highest lily pad!
What’s green and loud?
A frog-horn.
What do you call a frog with a great singing voice?
A croak star.
What’s a frog’s favorite dessert?
Hop-sicles.
What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle.
Why do frogs never get sunburned?
Because they use frog block.
What did the frog say after getting a job?
Thanks for the hop-portunity.
What do you call a frog’s favorite time of year?
Leap year.
Where do frogs start their races?
From the tadpole position.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do frogs drink on a cold day?
Hot croak-olate.
Why did the frog go to jail?
It committed frog.
What’s green and bounces?
A frog with hiccups.