25 Best Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?
A dill doe.

Why did the pickle jump into the yogurt?
To experience a different culture.

Why did the pickle go to the spa?
To relax in a brine bath.

Why did the pickle win an award?
Because it was kind of a big dill.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
A sweet dill.

Why did the pickle join the army?
To be a dill-sergeant.

What’s a pickle’s favorite TV show?
Dill or No Dill.

Why do cucumbers make terrible detectives?
They always find themselves in a pickle.

What do you call a pickle that draws?
A dill-ustrator.

Why did the pickle write a book?
To share its life dill-osophy.

What do you call a genius pickle?
A brine-iac.

Why did the pickle go to the farm?
To visit its cucumber cousins.

What do you call a pickle that’s good at math?
A calculated cucumber.

What’s a pickle’s favorite dog?
A dill-matian.

Why did the pickle break up with the tomato?
It was a sour relationship.

What do you call a pickle that’s a scientist?
A dill-igent researcher.

What do you call a pickle that’s a chef?
A dill-icious cook.

Why did the cucumber turn into a pickle?
It went through a jarring experience.

What’s a pickle’s favorite book?
To Dill A Mockingbird.

Why do pickles never go on dates?
Because they’re always getting into a pickle.

What’s a pickle’s life motto?
“Dill with it.”

What did the pickle say when it won the championship?
“I relish this moment.”

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
The dillership.

Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist?
Salvador Dilli.

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