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25 Best Pickle Jokes

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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price? A sweet dill!

What’s a pickle’s favorite TV show? “Dill or No Dill.”

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.

Why did the pickle join the army? To be a dill-sergeant.

What do you call a pickle who is a comedian? Dill-arious!

Why did the pickle break up with the tomato? It was a sour relationship.

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What’s a pickle’s life motto? “Dill with it.”

Why do pickles make terrible detectives? They always find themselves in a pickle.

What do you call a pickle who’s a hero? A dill-iverer of justice.

Why did the pickle go to the doctor? It was feeling green.

What do you call a pickle that draws? A dill-ustrator.

Why did the pickle go to the party? Because it was a big dill!

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What do you call a frozen pickle? A chill dill.

What do you call a pickle that’s in debt? A dill-inquent.

Why was the pickle so popular? Because it was kind of a big dill.

What do you call a pickle that’s good at math? A calculated cucumber.

Why did the pickle write a book? To share its life dill-osophy.

What do you call a pickle that’s a chef? A dill-icious cook.

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What do you call a pickle that’s a doctor? Dr. Dill.

Why did the pickle go to the party? To have a dill-ightful time.

What do you call a pickle that’s a scientist? A dill-igent researcher.

Why did the pickle go to the spa? To relax in a brine bath.

Why did the pickle go to the bakery? To buy some dill-icious bread.

Why did the pickle go to the farm? To visit its cucumber cousins.

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