50 Cheesy Pizza Jokes for Kids
What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
What do you call a cheese pizza that’s not yours?
“Nacho cheese!”
What do you call a pizza with 3.14 slices?
Pizzπ.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself?
“Slice to meet you!”
Why was the pizza so good at math?
Because it was very familiar with “pi.”
Why did the pizza go to therapy?
Because it had trust crust issues.
Why did the pizza spend extra time in the oven?
It wanted to burn more calories.
Why don’t pizzas like bad jokes?
Because they’re too cheesy.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZa.
Why did the tomato sauce turn red?
Because it saw the side salad dressing.
Why did the pizza cross the road?
To deliver itself to the other side.
Why was the pizza so good at getting its photo taken?
It knew how to say “cheese!”
What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
Pupperoni.
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What did one pizza say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
Olive you.
Why was the pizza so good at storytelling?
It always had cheesy tales.
Why was the pizza always the life of the party?
It was so saucy.
Why was the cheese pizza so optimistic?
Because it had a “gouda” attitude.
Why did the pizza get a job?
To make some dough.
What do you call someone who doesn’t like pizzas?
A weirdough.
Why did the mozzarella go to the party?
It heard it was going to be grate.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance move?
The pepperoni twist.
What did the pizza say after seeing one fall to the floor?
Another one bites the crust.
What do pizzas say when they are surprised?
Cheesus Crust.
How does a pizza chef confess his love?
“You stole a pizza my heart.”
What do you call a pizza that’s full of energy?
A pep-peroni pizza.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
“Lord of the Onion Rings.”
Why did the pizza dough go to therapy?
It had too many “kneady” issues.
Why did the pizza cross the road?
To deliver itself to the other side.
Why did the pizza maker go broke?
He just couldn’t make enough dough.
Why was the pizza always smiling?
It had a lot of toppings to be happy about!
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why did the pizza lose the race?
It couldn’t keep up with the fast food.
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Why did the pizza want to become an astronaut?
It wanted to explore the outer crust.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport?
Crust country running.
Why don’t pizzas ever get lost?
Because they always find their way to the upper crust.
Why did the pizza yell at the others?
To give them a pizza its mind.
Why did the pizza cheese go to therapy?
Because it didn’t feel so grate!
What did the pizza have a crush on the oven?
It was too hot to handle.
What do you call someone who can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
IndeSLICEsive.
What did the pizza say to the side salad?
“Lettuce be friends.”
What’s a carpenter’s favorite pizza topping?
Saw-sage.
What did Mike Tyson say to the pizza?
“You wanna pizza me?”
Why did the pizza go to the orchestra?
It wanted to see the conduct-dough.
What do you call a short pizza maker with a cold?
Little Sneezers.
What do you call a pizza that’s a master of disguise?
Incogni-dough.
What do you call a pizza with a lot of fans?
A popularoni.
What do pizzas say to their beloved?
Olive you so much.
Why did the pizza go to the beach?
It wanted to catch some rays.