30 Rain Jokes That'll Splash a Laugh
How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs?
You step in a poodle.
Why do raindrops never fight?
They always go with the flow.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why did the cloud go to the bank?
To make it rain.
Why did the rain go to school?
To become a little mist-erious.
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why don’t owls date in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
Why was the thunderstorm so smart?
It could think lightning-fast.
Why do thunderstorms have commitment issues?
They always want to bolt.
How do raindrops greet each other?
“Water you up to?”
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What’s a cloud’s favorite drink?
Mountain Dew.
Why did the raindrop go to therapy?
It had a lot to pour out.
What do you call a rainy day at school?
Wet-nesday.
Why was the thunderstorm so bad at poker?
It always let it pour.
Why did the hurricane break up with its partner?
It was too much of a whirlwind relationship.
How do raindrops celebrate a victory?
They rain on their parade.
Why was the cloud jealous of her neighbor?
He stole her thunder.
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What do you call it when you store data in the cloud and it rains?
A data leak.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
What’s a cloud’s favorite movie?
“Singing in the Rain.”
What’s a cloud’s favorite book?
“Fifty Shades of Grey.”
Why did the cloud go to the comedy club?
To hear some pun-derstorms.
How do raindrops stay trendy?
They keep up with the current.