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50 Best Rain Jokes

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What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.

What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Mountain dew.

Why was the rain so bad at poker? It always let it pour.

Why did the thunderstorm go to school? So it could think lightning-fast.

How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.

Why did the hurricane break up with its partner? It was too much of a whirlwind relationship.

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What do you call a sad hurricane? A tropical depression.

What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite dessert? Shock-o-late cake.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite flower? A water-lily.

Why did the raindrop go to the bank? It wanted to make it rain.

Why was the thunderstorm a good dancer? It had electrifying moves.

Why do thunderstorms have commitment issues? They always want to bolt.

What’s a hurricane’s favorite game? Twister.

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Why was the hurricane a good dancer? It had an unstoppable spin.

Why did the cloud date the fog? Because it was love at first mist!

How do you catch a raindrop? With a pail.

Why do raindrops never fight? They always go with the flow.

What’s a raindrop’s favorite song? “Purple Rain.”

Why did the raindrop wear a helmet? It had a long fall.

What do you call a thunderstorm that’s a good leader? A charge that takes charge.

Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had precipitation anxiety.

Why did the hurricane become a comedian? It had a whirlwind of jokes.

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Why do raindrops love thunderstorms? They have a striking personality.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite hobby? Pour-trait painting.

Why was the thunderstorm always invited to parties? It knew how to light up the room.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite movie? “Singing in the Rain.”

Why did the raindrop go to the party? To make a splash.

Why did the thunderstorm go to therapy? It had too much pent-up energy.

How do raindrops keep warm? They put on a raincoat.

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What’s a rain cloud’s favorite TV show? “Game of Floods.”

Why did the raindrop go to the dance? It wanted to drop it like it’s hot.

Why do raindrops hate arguments? They prefer to let things mist over.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite book? “Fifty Shades of Grey Clouds.”

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite dessert? A mud pie.

How do raindrops greet each other? “Water you up to?”

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite kind of joke? A pun-derstorm.

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What do you call a rainy day in a ghost town? A phantom shower.

How do raindrops stay trendy? They keep up with the current.

Why do raindrops love thunderstorms? They get to hang out with their buddies.

How do raindrops celebrate a victory? They rain on their parade.

Why did the raindrop become a comedian? It had a downpour of jokes.

Why do raindrops love adventure? They’re always up for a whirlwind.

Why did the hurricane go to therapy? It had too many issues swirling around.

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What’s a rain cloud’s favorite sport? Water polo.

Why do raindrops make great friends? They always stick together.

Why did the raindrop become a writer? It had a flood of ideas.

How do raindrops keep their cool? They chill in the clouds.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite type of art? Watercolors.

What’s a rain cloud’s favorite game? Puddle jump rope.

Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had a lot to pour out.

Why did the raindrop go to the fashion show? To make a splash on the runway.

What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a twisting plot.

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