25 Best Rock Jokes
What did the rock say during its breakup?
“I feel like you took me for granite.”
Why did the rock join the band?
It wanted to be a rolling stone.
Why did the rock smoke weed?
To get stoned.
What do rock climbers eat for breakfast?
Cliff bars.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What do you call a rock that’s a detective?
Sherlock Stones.
Why did the rock get so out of shape?
It had a sedimentary lifestyle.
Why did the miner get angry at little things?
Because he couldn’t keep his coal.
Why was the rock climber always calm?
He knew how to hang in there through tough times.
What’s a rock’s favorite drink?
Mineral water.
Why did the rock become a comedian?
It had a solid sense of humor.
What’s a rock’s favorite music?
Heavy metal.
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What’s a rock climber’s favorite part of a movie?
The cliffhanger.
What’s a rock’s favorite cereal?
Coco Pebbles.
Why was the rock depressed?
It had hit rock bottom.
What’s a rock’s favorite candy?
Pop rocks.
What’s a rock’s favorite book?
“Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.”
Why did the geologist drown?
Because he was below C-level.
What’s a rock’s favorite fruit?
Stone fruit.
Why don’t rocks ever get cocky?
They always stay grounded.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone.
Why was the sedimentary rock collection so cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Why did the pebble want to become more confident?
So he could be a little boulder.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs.
What did the rock order at the bar?
Soda on the rocks.
Why did the rock go to the spa?
To get a stone massage.
Why did the rock cross the road?
To roll on to the other side.
What do you call a criminal rock?
Scum of the earth.
Why was the boulder unbothered by its broken piece?
Because it was just a fragment of its existence.
What do you call a rock that complains?
A whin-stone.
Why did the geologist quit his job?
Because he wanted to start on a clean slate.