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20 Best Soccer Jokes for Kids

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Why do soccer players do well in school? They know how to use their heads.

What is a soccer player’s favorite type of tea? Penal-tea.

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? To tie up the score.

What is a ghost’s favorite soccer position? Ghoul-keeper.

What is a soccer player’s favorite candy? Kick-Kats.

Why did the soccer player sit on the sideline and draw pictures of chickens? He was learning how to draw fowls.

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Why did the soccer player take his suitcase to the game? He wanted to pack the defense.

Why did the soccer ball act mean at school? To get “kicked” out!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball.

How do soccer players stay cool? They stand near the fans.

Why don’t grasshoppers play soccer? They’re afraid of the net.

What do you call a soccer player who likes to dance? A footballerina.

Why did the soccer ball go to the doctor? It needed stitches.

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What did the soccer ball say to his friend? “I get a real kick out of you!”

What do soccer players do when their team is losing? They kick it up a notch.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of being kicked around.

Why did the soccer player go to the party? To kick things off!

What do you call a soccer player who tells jokes? A pun-alty kicker.

Why did the soccer player go to school? To get a “kick” out of education.

What do you call a soccer player with a bad haircut? A “mis-kick.”

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