40 Cute Spring Jokes for Kids
What do you call a snowman in spring?
A puddle.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a bear caught in April showers?
A drizzly bear.
Why does spring always seem so happy?
It likes to bounce back.
Why did the bee get married in spring?
Because it found its honey.
Why was the broom late for spring cleaning?
It overswept.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What did one flower say to the other?
Hey Bud, you’re really growing!
Why do old birds fly south in spring?
To make it in time for the early bird special.
What do you call a grumpy cow in spring?
A mood swing.
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How excited was the gardener about springtime?
So excited he wet his plants.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips.
Why did the gardener plant a clock?
He wanted to grow thyme.
Why was the strawberry sad?
His mom was in a jam!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What do you call a well-dressed lion in springtime?
A dandy lion.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
What do you call a deer that enjoys playing in the rain?
A reindeer.
What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
Paddy O’Furniture!
Why did the gardener bury a light bulb in the ground?
He wanted to grow a power plant.
How do April showers keep their hair in place?
With a rain-bow.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
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What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey bud, when do you open?”
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweetment!
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz.
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
Why did the gardener plant a clock in spring?
He wanted to grow thyme.
What’s the real reason the birds fly north in April?
For spring beak.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
FOUL weather!
What did the big flower say to the little one?
Hey Bud, you’re really growing!
Why do bees hum in the springtime?
Because they can’t remember the words!
Why was the gardener so excited to dig a hole?
He thought it was ground-breaking.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it!
What do you call a springtime story?
A budding tale.
What do you call a flower that blooms during a power outage?
A light bulb.
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How do April showers stay fresh?
They use spring water.
What’s a flower’s favorite bike part?
The pedals!
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a grumpy cow in spring?
A mood swing.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?
It was egg-cited for Easter.
How do you catch a squirrel in the springtime?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
Ape-ril Fool’s Day.
Why was the bird late for school?
It had a tweetment!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It’s too far to walk!
What’s the best bow to wear on spring break?
A rainbow.