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30 Best Spring Jokes for Kids


What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle.

How do April showers stay fresh? They use spring water.

What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey there, bud!”

What do you call a well-dressed lion in spring? A dandy lion.

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.

What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.

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How do flowers kiss? With their tulips.

Why did the bee get married in spring? Because it found its honey.

Why was the broom late for spring cleaning? It overswept.

What do you call a flower that glows? A light bulb.

Why do old birds fly south in spring? To make it in time for the early bird special.

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter for spring.

What did the tree say to spring? “What a re-leaf!”

Why are frogs so happy in spring? Because they can finally jump into puddles!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Hare-obics.

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.

What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

How do you catch a squirrel in the springtime? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.

What’s a sheep’s favorite spring activity? Baa-sketing in the sun.

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What do you call a grumpy cow in spring? A mood swing.

Why was the gardener so excited to dig a hole? He thought it was ground-breaking.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? It was egg-cited for Easter.

Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the other side of the garden.

What do you call a rabbit with a spring cold? A runny bunny.

Why did the gardener plant a clock? He wanted to grow thyme.

How do April showers keep their hair in place? With a rain-bow.

Why did the ladybug go to the doctor? It had a case of the spots.

What do you call a springtime story? A budding tale.

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