25 Best Sus Jokes
What’s God’s favorite musical chord?
G sus.
Why was the calendar sus?
Its days were numbered.
Why was the light bulb sus?
It had a shady past.
Why was the math book sus?
It had too many problems.
Why was the belt sus?
It was always holding something back.
Why was the door sus?
It always knew exactly when to open up…
Why was the lemon sus?
It always had a sour face.
Why was the pencil sus?
It was always writing things down.
Why was the balloon sus?
It was always up to something.
Why was the bird sus?
It always flew under the radar.
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Why was the tree sus?
It always had shady leaves.
Why was the bridge sus?
It always connected things.
Why was the shoe sus?
It always left a footprint.
Why was the moon sus?
It had a dark side.
Why was the camera sus?
It always had a focus.
Why was the candy sus?
It always had a sweet side and a sour side.
Why was the hat sus?
It was always hiding something.
Why was the ocean sus?
It always had deep secrets.
Why was the wind sus?
It always whispered.