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15 Funny Dirty Birthday Wishes for Him


“Balloons aren’t the only thing I’ll be blowing today.”

“Tonight, you can call me dishes. Because I want you to get me wet and then do me.”

“I’ve been working on a new magic trick I’ll show you tonight. It’s one where I make 6 inches of you disappear.”

“May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and a special someone who knows exactly how to blow your… candles.”

“You age like a fine wine… and I’m ready to get tipsy.”

“Let’s raise a toast to your age, which is now officially higher than your standards.”

“Here’s to a year filled with more fun, more laughter, and fewer clothes.”

“Happy Birthday, handsome! Remember, the best things in life are aged to perfection. Like me.”

“Hey Thor, tonight I’ll prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.”

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“Tonight, call me a UPS worker, because I’ll be spending a lot of time handling your package.”

“Happy Birthday to the man who makes my heart skip a beat and my mind wander into all sorts of naughty places.”

“Here’s to a day filled with fun, laughter, and a reminder to delete your browsing history.”

“Tonight, let’s explore all the ways we can say ‘I love you’ without using words.”

“Dear dog trainer, you’ve got me sitting up and begging for that treat, and I’m ready to take it all in.”

“I won’t be needing candles to light up your birthday cake tonight… or to blow it out.”

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