The Match Lab

Dating Tips

Breaking down the psychology of dating and relationships

Unique pick up lines: 1. "Are you an elevator? Because I’ll call you up and then down on you." 2. “I’m not a tailor, but I can see how your birthday suit fits.” 3. “Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://” 4. “If you were a video game, what level of difficulty would you choose for our relationship?” 5. “Can I be your yoga mat? Because I really want you on top of me, showing me how flexible you are.”
Clever pick up lines: 1. “Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.” 2. “Do you like bagels? Because you are bae goals.” 3. “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.” 4. “Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://” 5. “Hey, didn’t I see you on my Spotify this week? You were listed as the hottest single.”
Spicy pick up lines: 1. "Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you." 2. "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants." 3. "If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 of my lives licking you."
Best pick up lines to use on guys: 1. “Do you lift weights? Because you just lifted my standards.” 2. “I have a cat that needs to be examined. Be my vet tonight?” 3. “If I’d known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.”
Cheesy pick up lines for him: 1. "Do you like bagels? Because you're bae goals." 2. “This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.” 3. “If we were dogs, I’d be pawsitively in love with you.” 4. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Girlfriend material.” 5. “Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?”
Smooth pick up lines for him: 1. “Do you play football? Because you’ve got a tight end.” 2. “If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?” 3. "Do you lift weights? Because you just lifted my standards." 4. “Is being handsome your full-time job?” 5. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Girlfriend material.”
Funny pick up lines for her: 1. “F, C, K are my favorite letters in the alphabet. Guess what else I need?” 2. “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re definitely the best a man can get.” 3. “All the good pickup lines are taken…but I hope you’re not.” 4. “Wait, how are you going to plan our wedding without having my number?” 5. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
Smooth pick up lines for her: 1. “When I text you good night later, what phone number should I use?” 2. “When God made you, he was just showing off.” 3. “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re definitely the best a man can get.” 4. “Is being beautiful your full-time job?” 5. “I’m not an organ donor but I’d give you my heart anytime.”
Wholesome pick up lines: 1. “If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as cute as you, I'd have five cents.” 2. "If we were a pair of socks, we'd make a perfect pair." 3. “I’m not an organ donor but I’d give you my heart anytime.” 4. “You must be a great tennis match, because I see a lot of love and no faults.” 5. “I’m falling for you faster than a meteorite.”
Sweet pick up lines: 1. "If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity." 2. “If I were a stethoscope, your heart is the only one I’d listen to.” 3. “If you were a flower, you’d be a rose with no thorns.” 4. "You must be made of stardust, because you shine in every light." 5. “They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?”