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35 Funny Rizz Lines That’ll Make Anyone Laugh


“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.”

“Wanna conduct a gravity experiment and see how fast I fall for you?”

“Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re way too attractive.”

“I’ve memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 10 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.”

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“You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

“Is your name Thor? Because you must have used a hammer to sculpt those muscles.”

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

“Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.”

“I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.”

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“Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.”

“I’m not a lawyer, but I promise to always uphold the laws of attraction.”

“If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?”

“Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.”

“Do you lift weights? Because you just lifted my standards.”

“Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are much hotter.”

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“Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.”

“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”

“Are you a Corgi? Because you’ve got a cute little bottom.”

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“I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”

“If I make a spice joke, will you let me cumin you?”

“Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.”

“Call me dishes, because I want you to get me wet then do me.”

“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”

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