69 Dirty Rizz Lines That Are Rated R(izz)
“If you were the Titanic, I’d come on board just so I could go down on you.”
“I’m having a sale in my room. All clothes are 100% off. Care to place an order?”
“F, C, K are my favorite letters in the alphabet. Guess what else I need?”
“I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”
“If I make a spice joke, will you let me cumin you?”
“I’ll flip a coin…whichever side it lands on is what you’ll get tonight.”
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“If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?”
“In school, I always wanted to get A’s. But now I just want the D.”
“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube – the more you play with me, the harder I get.”
“I’m really jealous of your heart – because it’s pounding inside of you right now and I’m not.”
“If you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.”
“Call me baby, because I want to be inside you for at least 9 months.”
“Are you my pinky toe? Because you’re little, cute, and I know I’m gonna bang you on the coffee table later.”
“Can I buy you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing.”
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“I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.”
“What handcuff size are you?”
“Hey, I like your pants. Mind if I test out the zipper?”
“According to my weather app, there’s a 95% chance of you getting 6 inches tonight.”
“I know you’re not a poster but I really want to pin you against the wall.”
“If we were Pokemon trainers, would you let me Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs?”
“Are you a military officer? Because you just made my privates stand at attention.”
“I’m not very good at math, but I do know that you and I make 69.”
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“What time do your legs open? I don’t want to be late.”
“I’m not a doctor, but I could give you a physical.”
“You must work at Subway. Because you’re giving me a foot long.”
“You’re like a dental chair – you make me want to lie back and open wide.”
“I’m no cowboy, but I’m pretty good with a rope.”
“Are you a paleontologist? Because I have a large bone that needs examining.”
“If you were a day of the week, you’d be Friday – because I always look forward to you coming.”
“You’re the only port I want to dock my boat in.”
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“I’m not a pilot, but I’d like to take you for a spin in my cockpit.”
“If I were a candle on a birthday cake, I’d make a wish for you to blow me out.”
“I’m not a horse, but you can ride me any time.”
“Are you a lumberjack? Because you’re giving me wood.”
“Are you a haunted house? Because I’d scream every time I’m inside you.”
“Are you claustrophobic? Because I’ll be wrapping my thighs around your face tonight.”
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“Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.”
“You’re like a highway – I want to ride you all night long.”
“Are you a donkey? Because you’ve got a great ass.”
“Unlike Han Solo, I won’t shoot first.”
“If I’d known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.”
“Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
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“Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.”
“My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency. Can you give me some of your Vitamin D?”
“Can I call you winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
“I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?”
“Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.”
“What time do you get off? Can I watch?”
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“Can you poke my belly button…from the inside?”
“There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207 tonight.”
“I’ve got a condom that’s about to expire. Wanna help me make sure it doesn’t go to waste?”
“I need a good place to think. Can I sit on your lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up?”
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”
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The Art of Dirty Rizz Lines
These dirty lines are flirty, risqué, and direct.
They’re a good way to up your flirt game and make your intentions clear.
Here are some tips on what makes for a good dirty rizz line.
It’s Direct: A dirty line works when it’s direct and bold. You want your line to sound confident and own its dirtiness.
Wordplay: Clever wordplay goes a long way, enveloping dirty content within a classy packaging. Use puns or double entendres but stay clear of clichés.
Observation: Tailor your lines to the person you’re rizzing up on by making an observation about them. Find what makes them unique.
Compliment: Throw in a flirty compliment if you can. Making sure the other person feels good about themselves will clarify your good intentions.
