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50 Clever Pick Up Lines for a Witty Flirt

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“If I were an electron, I’d be excited to bond with you.”

“You must be a debt because I feel my interest growing in you.”

“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”

“Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://”

“Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.”

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“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”

“I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”

“Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Are you the square root of –1? Because you look unreal.”

“Did you just trip me, or is it the oxytocin that’s making me fall for you?”

“Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on.”

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“Can you help me figure out our bodies’ coefficient of friction?”

“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.”

“Do I need to be Tony Stark to get your attention, or can I just say I love you 3000?”

“I could be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.”

“You must be a hematologist, because you’re my type.”

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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a radish, because you’re rad-ish and I dig it.”

“Are you a dentist? Because you leave a lasting impression.”

“If you were a musical note, you’d be a high C, because you’re striking.”

“Is your name RNA? Because you have U and I together.”

“Are you a supernova? Because you’re out of this world.”

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“You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.”

“Are you a curler? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.”

“Do you know where I can find a pulmonologist? Because you just took my breath away.”

“You must be a singularity, because you’re at the center of my universe.”

“If I was a quantum particle, I would be entangled with you.”

“Are you from Korea? Because I think you’re my Seoul-mate.”

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“Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.”

“Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.”

“I’ve memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 10 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.”

“Will you help me with some algebra and replace my eX without asking Y?”

“If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”

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“Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.”

“Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you’re making me breathless.”

“Tonight, this Han does not want to fly Solo.”

“You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

“Do you like bagels? Because you are bae goals.”

“Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-ful.”

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