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75 Worst Pick Up Lines of All Time

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Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

“If you were a president, you’d be Baberham Lincoln.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”

“You want to date a stud? Well, I already have an STD so U are all I need.”

“I’m no doctor but I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.”

“Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.”

“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”

“Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look tasty.”

“You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.”

“Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.”

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Most Overused Pick Up Lines

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”

“Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”

“Yoda only one for me.”

“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”

“Pinch me, I think I’m dreaming. Because you’re too good to be true.”

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Cringy Pick Up Lines

“I’m not Luke’s father, but I can be your daddy.”

“Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.”

“Do you like stargazing? Because you can gaze at me all you want.”

“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”

“Are you a fire alarm? Because you set off all my sensors.”

“Are you a dinosaur? Because that ass is prehistoric.”

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“If we were dogs, I’d be pawsitively in love with you.”

“Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.”

“You’re like an autopsy – I just want to open you up and see what’s inside.”

“If I were a vampire, you’d be my first and only bite.”

“I’m not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap.”

“Are you a roller coaster? Because I’ll ride you any time.”

“Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together for a night or two.”

“Are you a beaver? Because daaaam!”

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Even More Cringe Pick Up Lines

“Are you on your period? Because you are bloody beautiful.”

“I’d like to think of myself as the reverse of your mother… you slid out of her, but you’ll slide inside of me.”

“Want to try to have an abortion while it’s still legal?”

“Call me baby, because I want to be inside you for at least 9 months.”

“Are you a freezer? Because I wanna stick my meat in you.”

“Is your real name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I could give you a physical.”

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

“Do you like baseball? Because I want to run all the bases with you.”

“I’m not Santa, but I can slide down your chimney tonight.”

“I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.”

“Are you a poster? Because I really want to pin you against the wall.”

“I’m no mechanic, but I can definitely rev your engine.”

“Are you a drill sergeant? Because you could drill me any time.”

“My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t hold it in.”

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Really Bad Pick Up Lines

“Is it hot in here, or are we about to make it even hotter?”

“Was your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”

“You make me feel like a drum. Because my heart beats for you.”

“Are you a cannon? Because you’ve just blown me away.”

“I might not be Batman, but I can be your dark knight.”

“You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.”

Awfully Terrible Pick Up Lines

“Are you an avocado? Because you’re the good kind of fat.”

“Did you bring an invisible hook with you today? Because you just reeled me in and I didn’t even notice.”

“Are you a golf scorecard? Because I’m checking you out.”

“If you were a flower, you’d be a dammmnnndelion.”

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Just Stupid Pick Up Lines

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”

“I’m not a king, but I’ll treat you like a queen.”

“Can I call you ‘butterfly’? Because you give me them.”

“Are you a curler? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.”

“Are you a golf ball? Because I’d drive you anywhere.”

“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.”

“If you were a vampire, I’d let you bite me any day.”

“If you were a season, you’d be summer. Because damn you are hot.”

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Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest Pick Up Lines

“Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”

“Are you a grenade? Because you’re the bomb.”

“You must be a pirate’s booty, because I’m digging what I see.”

“If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a T-Wrecks-My-Heart.”

“Are you from the Smokies? Because you’re smokin’ hot and mist-ical.”

“Lettuce romaine together forever.”

“Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is me trying to pick you up.”

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