30 Worst Pick Up Lines of All Time
“I’m not Luke’s father, but I can be your daddy.”
“You want to date a stud? Well, I already have an STD so U are all I need.”
“Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.”
“I’d like to think of myself as the reverse of your mother… you slid out of her, but you’ll slide inside of me.”
“Are you a beaver? Because daaaam!”
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“Are you on your period? Because you are bloody beautiful.”
“If you were a president, you’d be Baberham Lincoln.”
“Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look tasty.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
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“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”
“Pinch me, I think I’m dreaming. Because you’re too good to be true.”
“Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.”
“You’re like an autopsy – I just want to open you up and see what’s inside.”
“I’m not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap.”
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“Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.”
“Want to try to have an abortion while it’s still legal?”
“Call me baby, because I want to be inside you for at least 9 months.”
“I’m not a doctor, but I could give you a physical.”
“Are you a poster? Because I really want to pin you against the wall.”
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“Are you a drill sergeant? Because you could drill me any time.”
“Are you an avocado? Because you’re the good kind of fat.”
“If you were a flower, you’d be a dammmnnndelion.”
“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.”
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“If you were a vampire, I’d let you bite me any day.”
“Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
“Are you a grenade? Because you’re the bomb.”
“Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is me trying to pick you up.”
