50 Best Dad Joke Pick Up Lines 🙄🤦😏
Are you a beaver? Because daaaam!
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Is your dad a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
Is your dad a locksmith because you have the keys to my heart.
Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection here.
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
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Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
Are you a camera? Because I look at you and can’t help but smile!
Are you the lottery? Because I’m delusional and I think I’ve got a chance.
You must have been born on the moon because your body is out of this world.
Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I oughta complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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