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30 Spicy Pick Up Lines That Are Hot as a Jalapeño

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“If being hot was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we make it second sight at your place?”

“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

“I’m not very good at math, but I do know that you and I could make 69.”

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“If I make a spice joke, will you let me cumin you?”

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

“If you were an elevator, I’d go down on you.”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, clothes disappear.”

“If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?”

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“Do you have a jersey? I need your name and number for my fantasy team.

“If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 of my lives licking you.”

“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”

“If I told you that you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?”

“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a full-body snowstorm.”

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“You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”

“F, C, K are my favorite letters in the alphabet. Guess what else I need?”

“Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of that.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with less clothing?”

“What handcuff size are you?”

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“Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you… out.”

“I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”

“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”

“If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass seduction.”

“If you were the Titanic, I’d come on board just so I could go down on you.”

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