35 Best DJ Jokes
Why did the DJ go to the doctor? He had a sick beat.
Why was the DJ a bad fisherman? He always dropped the bass.
What’s a DJ’s favorite vegetable? Turnip.
How does a DJ pay his bills? With a sound check.
Why was the DJ so bad at boxing? He could never find the right hook.
What do you call a DJ spinning in a vegetable patch? Beets by Dre.
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Why did the DJ get a job at the construction site? He was great at laying down tracks.
What do you call a DJ who’s also a farmer? A crop jockey.
How does a DJ make an omelet? He breaks it down and mixes it up.
Why did the DJ start gardening? He wanted to plant some fresh beets.
What’s a DJ’s favorite type of pasta? Remix-oli.
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What’s a DJ’s favorite kind of fish? A bass.
Why did the DJ get in trouble at the golf course? He kept scratching the greens.
How do DJs clean their clothes? They put a spin cycle on.
Why did the DJ go to the psychiatrist? He had a split personality – one for each turntable.
What’s a DJ’s favorite party game? Spin the bottle.
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How does a DJ give criticism? By giving feedback.
How does a DJ tell someone he loves them? “You make my heart skip a beat.”
Why do DJs love recycling? They’re always breaking down and reusing beats.
Why was the DJ a good painter? He knew how to mix the colors.
What’s a DJ’s favorite type of exercise? Spin class.
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What’s a DJ’s favorite vegetable? Beets.
Why was the DJ a good comedian? He knew how to drop the punchline.
How does a DJ let you know he’s sad? “I’m feeling a little off-beat today.”
Why are DJs great at building railroads? They know all the tracks.
What do you call a DJ with a PhD? A mixologist.
