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50 Best Deez Nuts Jokes

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·  Do you like Imagine Dragons?

  • Imagine dragging deez nuts across your face.

·  Have you heard of Bofa?

  • Bofa deez nuts!

·  Do you know what’s on the menu today?

  • Me n’ deez nuts!

Why didn’t the nut go to Dunkin Donuts?

  • He’d rather be Dunkin Deez Nuts!

·  What do you call nuts on a wall?

  • Walnuts.
  • What do you call nuts on your chest?
  • Chestnuts.
  • What do you call nuts on your chin?
  • Deez nuts!

·  Do you like Wendy’s?

  • Because you’re going to love when deez nuts hit your face.

·  Do you know Candice?

  • Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

·  Have you seen the new TV show?

  • It’s called Bofa deez nuts.

·  What did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?

  • Deez guts!

·  Are you hungry?

  • Because I’ve got some of deez nuts for you.

·  Do you like pudding?

  • How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?

·  Do you know Phil?

  • Phil deez nuts!

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·  Do you want to go to Wendy’s?

  • When deez nuts hit your chin.

·  Do you like tulips?

  • Because you’re going to love your two lips on deez nuts!

·  Have you met my friend Dee?

  • Deez nuts!

·  Have you heard of Putin?

  • Well, put in deez nuts!

·  Are you into fitness?

  • Fit deez nuts in your mouth!

·  Would you like two CDs?

  • To see deez nuts!

·  Do you know Sakkon?

  • Sakkon deez nuts!

·  Have you heard of DN?

  • Deez nuts!

·  Do you like parodies?

  • How about a pair of deez nuts?

·  Have you heard of Lee Gandhi?

  • LeeG on deez nuts!

·  Do you want to see Bofa?

  • Bofa deez nuts!

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·  What’s this new country called?

  • China fit deez nuts in your mouth?

·  What’s 4×2?

  • Eight deez nuts!

·  What does Woodyou mean?

  • Woodyou mind licking deez nuts?!

·  Have you been to Chewons?

  • Chew on deez nuts!

·  Do you know where to get some good treats?

  • Goodies nuts!

·  Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?

  • Imagine dragging deez nuts across your mouth.

·  Do you want me to buy one of these?

  • How about two of deez nuts.

·  Have you ever met Suko?

  • Sukon deez nuts!

·  How do you make nut milk?

  • Squeeze deez nuts!

·  What do you get when you mix a nut with a vampire?

  • Dracu-deez nuts!

·  Why did the nut wear glasses?

  • To see deez nuts better!

·  What’s a nut’s favorite place in the house?

  • The pantry, next to deez nuts!

·  Why did the nut go to space?

  • To orbit around deez nuts!

·  What’s a nut’s favorite instrument?

  • Drums, so they can beat deez nuts!

·  How do nuts stay fit?

  • By lifting deez nuts!

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