50 Best Deez Nuts Jokes
· Do you like Imagine Dragons?
- Imagine dragging deez nuts across your face.
· Have you heard of Bofa?
- Bofa deez nuts!
· Do you know what’s on the menu today?
- Me n’ deez nuts!
Why didn’t the nut go to Dunkin Donuts?
- He’d rather be Dunkin Deez Nuts!
· What do you call nuts on a wall?
- Walnuts.
- What do you call nuts on your chest?
- Chestnuts.
- What do you call nuts on your chin?
- Deez nuts!
· Do you like Wendy’s?
- Because you’re going to love when deez nuts hit your face.
· Do you know Candice?
- Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
· Have you seen the new TV show?
- It’s called Bofa deez nuts.
· What did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?
- Deez guts!
· Are you hungry?
- Because I’ve got some of deez nuts for you.
· Do you like pudding?
- How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?
· Do you know Phil?
- Phil deez nuts!
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· Do you want to go to Wendy’s?
- When deez nuts hit your chin.
· Do you like tulips?
- Because you’re going to love your two lips on deez nuts!
· Have you met my friend Dee?
- Deez nuts!
· Have you heard of Putin?
- Well, put in deez nuts!
· Are you into fitness?
- Fit deez nuts in your mouth!
· Would you like two CDs?
- To see deez nuts!
· Do you know Sakkon?
- Sakkon deez nuts!
· Have you heard of DN?
- Deez nuts!
· Do you like parodies?
- How about a pair of deez nuts?
· Have you heard of Lee Gandhi?
- LeeG on deez nuts!
· Do you want to see Bofa?
- Bofa deez nuts!
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· What’s this new country called?
- China fit deez nuts in your mouth?
· What’s 4×2?
- Eight deez nuts!
· What does Woodyou mean?
- Woodyou mind licking deez nuts?!
· Have you been to Chewons?
- Chew on deez nuts!
· Do you know where to get some good treats?
- Goodies nuts!
· Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
- Imagine dragging deez nuts across your mouth.
· Do you want me to buy one of these?
- How about two of deez nuts.
· Have you ever met Suko?
- Sukon deez nuts!
· How do you make nut milk?
- Squeeze deez nuts!
· What do you get when you mix a nut with a vampire?
- Dracu-deez nuts!
· Why did the nut wear glasses?
- To see deez nuts better!
· What’s a nut’s favorite place in the house?
- The pantry, next to deez nuts!
· Why did the nut go to space?
- To orbit around deez nuts!
· What’s a nut’s favorite instrument?
- Drums, so they can beat deez nuts!
· How do nuts stay fit?
- By lifting deez nuts!