20 Best Mushroom Jokes
Why was the mushrooms so confident? Because he had great morel support.
Why did the mushroom take so long in the bathroom? He was taking a big shiitake.
Why don’t shrooms ever tie their shoes? Because they’re always tripping.
Why was the mushroom in mediocre shape? He only exercised spore-adically.
Why shouldn’t you ever leave mushrooms on the floor? You might trip on them.
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Why didn’t the fungi fit in his plane seat? There wasn’t mushroom.
Why was the mushroom the life of the party? Because he was a fungi.
What’s a mushroom’s favorite TV show? The Spore-ranos.
Why did the mushroom become a philosopher? To ponder morel dilemmas.
What do you call a mushroom that’s a great leader? A morel compass.
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What do you call a chanterelle that’s a chef? A “golden” gourmet.
What’s a mushroom’s favorite kind of car? A spore-tscar.
Why did the mushroom go to the gym? To work on his absorbent capacity.
How do you annoy a white mushroom? You push its buttons.
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Why did the king oyster mushroom go to the castle? To be “crowned” the king of fungi.
What do you call a mushroom that’s a great detective? A spore-lock Holmes.
Why did the shroom go to college? To get a “higher” education!
