45 Mushroom Jokes That’ll Have You Tripping
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
Because he was a fungi.
Why don’t shrooms ever tie their shoes?
Because they’re always tripping.
Why was the mushroom so confident?
Because he had great morel support.
Why was the mushroom feeling guilty?
He had bad morels.
Why did the mushroom take so long in the bathroom?
He was taking a big shiitake.
What’s a mushroom’s favorite instrument?
The spore-cussion.
What did the mushroom say when his friend thanked him for his help?
“No worries, that’s what friends are spore!”
Why didn’t the mushroom enter the weightlifting competition?
Because he said he wasn’t stroganoff!
Why did the mushroom leave the party?
There wasn’t mushroom.
Why don’t you ever leave mushrooms on the floor?
You might trip on them.
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What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel?
A shroom with a view, please!
Why did the mushroom become a philosopher?
To ponder morel dilemmas.
Why did the mushroom go to the casino?
Because it was feeling lucky and wanted to hit the spore-t machines!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite TV show?
The Spore-ranos.
Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the over 18’s disco?
He wasn’t mould enough!
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
He was a fungi to be with!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite place to visit?
Spore-tugal.
Why was the mushroom in mediocre shape?
He only exercised spore-adically.
What do polite mushrooms say?
Thank you very mush!
Why did the mushroom go to the spa?
Because it wanted to relax and enjoy some spore time!
What do mushrooms get when they’re sick?
A spore throat.
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Why did the mushroom keep checking his watch?
He didn’t want to miss the spore o’clock news.
What’s a mushroom’s favorite kind of car?
A spore-tscar.
What do you call a mushroom that’s a great detective?
A spore-lock Holmes.
Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was toxic!
What do the breaded mushrooms do when they drop their crumbs all over the floor?
Clean the floor with the mush-broom!
What did the mushroom say when he walked into a bar?
“Sorry, we’re closed cup!”
Why are mushrooms good storytellers?
They have captivating tales of spore.
Why did the king oyster mushroom go to the castle?
To be “crowned” the king of fungi.
Why did the mushroom go to the flower shop?
Because it wanted to buy some spore-tty flowers!
What do fungi say during a game?
“Spore the win!”
Why was the mushroom so chilled?
He was just a laid-back shroomer.
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Why did the mushroom go to the toy store?
Because it wanted to buy some spore-t toys!
Why did the mushroom go to the concert?
Because it wanted to hear some rock and spore music!
Why did the mushroom go to the gym?
To work on his absorbent capacity.
What do you call a chanterelle that’s a chef?
A “golden” gourmet.
What do you call a mushroom that’s a great leader?
A morel compass.
Why did the shroom go to college?
To get a “higher” education!
Why did the mushroom write a book?
He wanted to tell his life’s spore-y.
How do you annoy a white mushroom?
You push its buttons.