30 Best Butt Jokes
Why did the butt win the race?
It had a lot of gas in the tank.
Why did the butt start meditating?
To find inner peas.
What do you call a group of musical butts?
An assterpiece.
Why did the butt go to space?
To moon everyone.
Why did the butt make such a good entrepreneur?
It was great at “booty-strapping” startups.
Why did the butt become a detective?
It wanted to get to the bottom of things.
What’s a butt’s favorite movie?
“Gone with the Wind.”
What did the butt say at the talent show?
“Prepare to be blown away!”
What do you call a butt with a PhD?
An ass-tute scholar.
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What do you call a butt that tells jokes?
A crack up.
What do you call a butt in an art museum?
A “twerk” of art.
What’s a butt’s favorite part of a car?
The rearview mirror.
What’s a butt’s favorite drug?
Crack.
What do you call a butt that’s a judge?
A deliverer of “just-ass.”
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
“Together, we can stop this crap.”
What did the butt say after a long day?
“I’m wiped.”
What do you call a butt that’s always sad?
A bummer.
Why don’t butts ever win races?
They’re always behind.
Why did the butt go to the bakery?
To check out the other hot buns.
Why did the butt start its own hot air balloon company?
It could supply its own gas.
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How do butts communicate with each other?
By making booty calls.
Why did the butt do so poorly in school?
It was always behind.
Why did the butt have a short attention span?
He was used to briefs.
What’s a butt’s favorite type of fish?
Sea bass.
Why could the butt work any type of job?
It was so well-rounded.
What do you call a butt in the army?
A private.
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Your butt is so big…
Your butt is so big, it has its own zip code.
Your butt is so big, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your butt is so big, it shows up on Google Maps as a landmark.
Your butt is so big, when you back up, you hear a beeping sound.
Your butt is so big, it’s like an eclipse when you bend over.
Your butt is so big, it’s got more curves than a racetrack.
Your butt is so big, it could double as a bouncy castle.