25 Best Butt Jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Together, we can stop this crap.”
What did the butt say after a long day? “I’m wiped.”
How do butts communicate with each other? By making booty calls.
What’s a butt’s favorite type of fish? Sea bass.
What’s a butt’s favorite part of a car? The rearview mirror.
What do you call a butt that’s a judge? A deliverer of “just-ass.”
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Why did the butt become a detective? It wanted to get to the bottom of things.
What do you call a butt in an art museum? A “twerk” of art.
Why don’t butts ever win races? They’re always behind.
What’s a butt’s favorite drug? Crack.
Why did the butt join a band? Because it was great at playing the bass.
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What do you call a butt in the army? A private.
What do you call a butt that’s always sad? A bummer.
Why could the butt work any type of job? It was so well-rounded.
Why did the butt go to space? To moon everyone.
What do you call a butt that tells jokes? A crack up.
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Why did the butt go to the bakery? To check out the other hot buns.
Why did the butt have a short attention span? He was used to briefs.
Why did the butt do so poorly in school? It was always behind.
Why did the butt start its own hot air balloon company? It could supply its own gas.
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Your butt is so big…
Your butt is so big, it has its own zip code.
Your butt is so big, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your butt is so big, it’s like two basketballs in a shopping bag.
Your butt is so big, it shows up on Google Maps as a landmark.
Your butt is so big, when you back up, you hear a beeping sound.
Your butt is so big, it’s like an eclipse when you bend over.
Your butt is so big, it’s got more curves than a racetrack.
Your butt is so big, it could double as a bouncy castle.
