50 Potato Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Tubers Off
Why did the potato cross the road?
It saw a fork up ahead.
Why shouldn’t you give a zombie mashed potatoes?
Because they’re already a little grave-y.
What do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a chip with glasses?
A spec-tater.
Why did the sea monster eat five ships carrying potatoes?
Because you can’t eat just one potato ship.
Why did the potato go to the bar?
To get smashed.
What do you call a potato that’s a philosopher?
A deep fryer.
What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie?
The Silence of the Yams.
Why was the potato so jumpy?
It was a hot potato.
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What’s a potato’s favorite TV show?
Starch Trek.
Why did the potato go to the hospital?
It had tuber-culosis.
How do you compliment a baked potato?
You butter it up.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance?
The Mash Potato.
What’s a potato’s life motto?
“Fry hard and prosper.”
What do you call a boring potato who’s good at math?
A square root.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Why don’t potatoes ever beat tomatoes in a race?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do you call a potato who’s a comedian?
A “chip” off the old block.
Why did the potato win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
How do potatoes resolve an argument?
They hash it out.
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What’s a potato’s favorite musical instrument?
The tuber.
Why did the potato cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a potato with right angles?
A square root.
How did the potato lose a lot of weight?
By “peeling” off the pounds.
What do you call a potato who can’t make a decision?
A hesi-tater.
Why did the potato go to the museum?
To see the mash-terpieces.
Why was the potato put in an asylum?
It was starch raving mad.
Why did the potato go to the beach?
To make some sun chips.
What’s a potato’s favorite book?
Lord of the Fries.
What do you call a lazy spud?
A couch potato.
Why are potatoes so supportive?
They’re always rooting for each other.
What do you call a potato that’s a magician?
A presto-tater.
Why did the potato become a lawyer?
To hash out legal issues.
What do you call a potato that loves to dance?
A mash-terpiece.
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Why do potatoes make such great friends?
They always have your back, even when you’re in a mash.
What do you call a potato that’s a superhero?
Spud-erman.
Why was the potato put in an asylum?
It was starch raving mad.
What do you call a potato watching a sports game?
A spec-tater.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A hesi-tater.
What’s a potato’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
Why did the potato go to the hospital?
It had tuber-culosis.
What do you call an evil potato?
Darth Tater.
What’s a potato’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry day.
What do you call a potato that can’t make a decision?
A hesi-tater.
Why did the potato go to the gym?
To get starch-ed up.
What’s a potato’s life philosophy?
“I think, therefore I yam.”
Why did the potato smoke weed?
It wanted to get baked.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?
A medi-tator.
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