11 Best Friday Jokes

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from brutally beating my alarm clock.

What do Fridays and a cup of coffee have in common? Both are the best part of waking up.

Why did Friday become pessimistic? Because it realized the next day is a sadder day.

What’s the best way to observe Friday? By closing all work tabs and opening up Netflix.

What’s every fish’s least favorite day of the week? Fry day.

What do Fridays and Prozac have in common? They both make your troubles disappear.

What’s the best way to exercise on Friday? Running out the clock.

What’s the difference between Friday and a balloon? Both are uplifting, but Friday doesn’t pop under pressure.

What’s Friday’s favorite magic spell? The weekendus appearus.

How does Friday keep fit? By lifting spirits all day long.

Why do office computers love Fridays? They get to unplug and finally go to sleep.

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