35 Friday Jokes for a Pre-Weekend Laugh
Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is a sadder day.
What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 16th.
What’s the best way to exercise on Friday?
Running out the clock.
What do Fridays and Prozac have in common?
They both make your troubles disappear.
What’s the difference between Friday and a balloon?
Both are uplifting, but Friday doesn’t pop under pressure.
What’s Friday’s favorite magic spell?
The weekendus appearus.
What do Fridays and a cup of coffee have in common?
Both are the best part of waking up.
How do you ruin someone’s Friday?
Remind them it’s still Thursday.
What goes by slower than a boring movie?
Friday afternoon at work.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from brutally beating my alarm clock.
Why did Friday become pessimistic?
Because it realized the next day is a sadder day.
What comes after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
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What did the fruit say at the end of the workweek?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?
Why did Friday bring a suitcase to work?
Because it was packed with weekend plans.
Why was Friday a superhero?
Because it always saves the weekend!
Why did the potato get scared on Friday?
It was deep fry-day.
What’s Friday’s favorite day of the week?
Fly-day.
Why did Friday cross the road?
To get to the weekend.
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Why do office computers love Fridays?
They get to unplug and finally go to sleep.
What’s the difference between Friday and a boring movie?
Both make you sleepy, but only Friday wakes you up!
Why does Friday love puzzles?
Because it likes piecing together weekend plans.
Who is Friday’s favorite artist?
The Weeknd.
Why did the French chef not realize it was Friday?
It Crêpe’d up on him.
Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were Solo.
What did Friday say after a busy week?
T.G.I. Me!
What’s Friday’s favorite part of the week?
The happy ending.
Why do people go clothes shopping on Black Friday?
To replace all the clothes they spilled Thanksgiving dinner on.
Why was the math book sad on Friday?
Because it knew it would still have problems on the weekend.
What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?
Fly-day.
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