50 Funniest Sunday Jokes

Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.

Why is Sunday such a fun day?
Because all you really have to do is sleep until you’re hungry, and then eat until you feel sleepy.

What’s Sunday’s favorite food?
A sundae.

Why was Sunday feeling blue?
It realized it’s nothing more than Monday Eve.

What did Sunday say to the alarm clock?
No thanks.

What’s a vampire’s least favorite day of the week?
Sun-day.

Sunday: the only day of the week where it’s socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day.

Why did Sunday take a selfie?
To capture its final moment of joy before Monday ruins everything.

Why did Sunday go to therapy?
It had separation anxiety from Saturday.

Why did Sunday take an art class?
To draw out the weekend.

Why is Sunday the strongest day of the week?
Because the rest of the days are weak-ends!

What’s Sunday’s favorite type of music?
The weekend blues.

Why did the cookie cry on Sunday?
Because it knew Monday would be crummy.

Sunday: the day when I count down the hours until it’s socially acceptable to take a nap.

What’s the difference between Sunday and leftovers?
Leftovers give you something to look forward to.

Why did Sunday go on a diet?
Because Monday was always weighing it down.

What’s Sunday’s favorite flower?
The sunflower.

How does Sunday stay flexible?
By stretching the weekend.

Sunday is God’s way of saying, “I’m tired, let’s take a break.” Well played, God.

What’s the difference between Sunday and a good book?
You can’t slow down Sunday from ending.

What’s the difference between Sunday and a rollercoaster?
A rollercoaster is a relief when it ends.

Why did the scarecrow take Sundays off?
Because it needed time to “un-straw-ss”!

Sundays should come with a pause button.

Sunday: the day when you have all the time in the world to do everything you’ve been avoiding.

What does Sunday use to browse the internet?
Safari, because it’s not working either.

What’s the difference between Sunday and a salad?
Salad feels less fulfilling.

Sundays are nature’s way of reminding us that nothing good lasts forever…

Sunday: the day when you can’t decide if you should be productive or take a nap, so you just do neither.

Sunday mornings are made for coffee, contemplation, and wondering why I agreed to any plans for the day.

Why did Sunday go to therapy?
It was tired of being overshadowed by Saturday.

Why is Sunday the best day for superheroes?
Because they can rest from saving the world from Monday.

Sunday: the day when I contemplate whether it’s socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day in public.

Sunday: the day when I eat enough food to last me until Monday.

What’s the best way to make Sunday last longer?
Don’t check the clock.

Why did Sunday bring an umbrella?
Because Monday was raining on its parade.

Why did Sunday go to the beach?
To soak up its last rays before Monday clouds it over.

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