25 Best Tuesday Jokes

Funny Tuesday Jokes:

Why is Tuesday the most optimistic day? It still believes the week will get better.

What do you call a Tuesday with no work? Snoozeday.

Why did Taco Tuesday start? To give people something to taco ’bout at work.

How do you know Tuesday means bad news? Because after Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.

Why did Tuesday go to therapy? It had a lingering case of the Mondays.

Why was Tuesday a good detective? It always followed Monday’s leads.

Why was Tuesday mad at the clock? It ticked off the whole day.

What’s Tuesday’s favorite drink? A cup of positivi-tea.

Why did the couple make Tuesday their date night? To celebrate two’s day.

Why was Tuesday a good gardener? It knew how to turn over a new leaf.

How does Tuesday stay in shape? By running from Monday.

Why don’t people play hide and seek on Tuesday? Because good luck hiding from the rest of the week.

How does Tuesday stay mysterious? By being the day everyone forgets about.

Why is Tuesday like a chameleon? It changes its mood depending on the week.

Why do employees love Tuesdays? It’s one day closer to Friday.

How do you know it’s Tuesday at work? The coffee is stronger and the smiles are dimmer.

How do you motivate your team on Tuesday? Remind them it’s not Monday.

What did the boss say on Tuesday? “Let’s taco ’bout productivity.”

What’s the best way to start a Tuesday meeting? With a “Happy Not-Monday” greeting.

Why is Tuesday the best day for brainstorming? Ideas are fresher than Monday’s leftovers.

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work on Tuesday? To reach the unrealistically high expectations.

Why did the boss bring a camel into the office every Tuesday? To prepare for hump day.

Why is the office plant so popular on Tuesdays? It was the only thing not asking for reports.