20 Tuesday Jokes That Are Actually Funny

How do you know Tuesday means bad news?
Because after Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.

Why did the couple make Tuesday their date night?
To celebrate two’s day.

What’s a handyman’s favorite day of the week?
Tools-day.

Why did Tuesday go to therapy?
It had a lingering case of the Mondays.

Why is Tuesday the most optimistic day?
It still believes the week will get better.

How do you know it’s Tuesday at work?
The coffee is stronger and the smiles are dimmer.

What’s a foot’s favorite day?
Toes-day.

Why was Tuesday a good detective?
It always followed Monday’s leads.

Tuesday Jokes for Work:

Why did Taco Tuesday start?
To give people something to taco ’bout at work.

How do you motivate your team on Tuesday?
Remind them it’s not Monday.

What did the boss say on Tuesday?
“Let’s taco ’bout productivity.”

What’s the best way to start a Tuesday meeting?
With a “Happy Not-Monday” greeting.

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work on Tuesday?
To reach the unrealistically high expectations.

Why did the boss bring a camel into the office every Tuesday?
To prepare for hump day.

Why do employees love Tuesdays?
It’s one day closer to Friday.

Why is the office plant so popular on Tuesdays?
It was the only thing not asking for reports.

What’s Tuesday’s favorite drink?
A cup of positivi-tea.

Why was Tuesday mad at the clock?
It ticked off the whole day.