30 Horrible Pick Up Lines That Shouldn’t Even Exist
“Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.”
“Want to try to have an abortion while it’s still legal?”
“You want to date a stud? Well, I already have an STD so U are all I need.”
“Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.”
“My feelings for you are like diarrhea – I just can’t hold them in.”
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“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
“Are you on your period? Because you are bloody beautiful.”
“You seem to have dropped something… Oh, it’s your standards. Hi, I’m [your name].”
“I’m not an astronomer but I can see Uranus.”
“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
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“Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.”
“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”
“Are you a grenade? Because you’re the bomb.”
“What time do your legs open? I don’t want to be late.”
“Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look tasty.”
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“Call me baby, because I want to be inside you for at least 9 months.”
“Are you a beaver? Because daaaam!”
“You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.”
“Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
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“I’m not Luke’s father, but I can be your daddy.”
“I must be a pirate, because I’m here for your booty.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
“You look exactly like my future ex.”
