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30 Horrible Pick Up Lines That Shouldn’t Even Exist


“Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.”

“Want to try to have an abortion while it’s still legal?”

“You want to date a stud? Well, I already have an STD so U are all I need.”

“Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.”

“My feelings for you are like diarrhea – I just can’t hold them in.”

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“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”

“Are you on your period? Because you are bloody beautiful.”

“You seem to have dropped something… Oh, it’s your standards. Hi, I’m [your name].”

“I’m not an astronomer but I can see Uranus.”

“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”

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“Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.”

“Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”

“Are you a grenade? Because you’re the bomb.”

“What time do your legs open? I don’t want to be late.”

“Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look tasty.”

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“Call me baby, because I want to be inside you for at least 9 months.”

“Are you a beaver? Because daaaam!”

“You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.”

“Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

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“I’m not Luke’s father, but I can be your daddy.”

“I must be a pirate, because I’m here for your booty.”

“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”

“You look exactly like my future ex.”

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