20 Best Pumpkin Jokes
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music? Vine-yl!
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? “How about you use apples instead?”
Why did the pumpkin hire an electrician? To become a jack-o’-lantern!
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What do you call a pumpkin who works at the beach? A life gourd.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction!
Why was the pumpkin afraid to go to the Halloween party? It heard there was a carving contest!
Who helped the pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? To become a jacked-o’-lantern!
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Why did the pumpkin jump? It was caught off gourd.
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door!
Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
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What do you call a pumpkin pie that’s a detective? A pie-vate investigator!
Why did the jack-o’-lantern go to the doctor? It had a hollow feeling inside!
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a patchy complexion!
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