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30 Best Pumpkin Jokes

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What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre of music? Vine-yl!

Why was the pumpkin so good at math? Because it was a natural at pumpkin pi!

Why did the pumpkin hire an electrician? To become a jack-o’-lantern!

What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction!

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Why was the pumpkin afraid to go to the Halloween party? It heard there was a carving contest!

Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? To get jacked-o’-lantern!

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver who mocked him? “Cut it out!”

How does a pumpkin keep its hair in place? With scare-spray!

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

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Why are pumpkins so bad at sports? Because they always get squashed by the competition!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door!

Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!

Why don’t pumpkins trust secrets? Because they always get carved out!

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What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? The Gourd Place!

What do you call a pumpkin pie that’s a detective? A pie-vate investigator!

What did one pumpkin say to the other? “You’re looking gourd-geous!”

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a pumpkin? A fang-tastic jack-o’-lantern!

What did the pumpkin say after a workout? “I’m feeling vine and dandy!”

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It had a sweet tooth!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skunk? A funk-kin!

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? “How about you use apples instead?”

Why did the jack-o’-lantern go to the doctor? It had a hollow feeling inside!

Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a patchy complexion!

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Why was the pumpkin so successful at business? Because it really knew how to squash the competition!

Why did the pumpkin stop playing football? It got tired of getting kicked around!

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Halloween game? Hide and shriek!

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the beach? To get a tan crust!

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