40 Airplane Jokes That Are Cleared for Laughter
Why don’t pilots tell jokes?
Because if they did, their jokes would fly over people’s heads.
Why did the airplane break up with the airport?
It needed more space.
Why was the airplane so pessimistic?
It had a bad altitude on life.
What do you call it when you’re sick of being at the airport?
Terminal illness.
What’s the worst part about pilot school?
The crash courses.
Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
In a cliff-hangar.
Why did the airplane go to therapy?
It had too much baggage.
Why don’t pilots ever become movie stars?
Because they can land a plane but they can’t land a role.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
Why was the software engineer so cold on the airplane?
He left his Windows open.
What did the airplane say to the helicopter?
“Mad props, bro.”
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How does an airplane change course at the last minute?
By winging it.
What’s the difference between a long-distance flight and a long-distance relationship?
On a long-distance flight, there isn’t always turbulence.
Why did the passenger get along so well with his seatbelt?
They just clicked.
What do you call an aging airplane that flies backwards?
A receding airline.
Why don’t airlines charge you to use the restroom?
They don’t want to cause a stink.
Why was the airplane always calm?
It’s used to turbulence.
Why did the airplane go to the therapist?
It had a fear of landing.
What’s the difference between airplane food and an artist?
At least airplane food can feed a family of four.
Why don’t airplanes like fast food?
It’s bad for their jet stream.
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Why was the airplane a good comedian?
It knew the sky’s the limit.
Why don’t airplanes like winter?
They hate getting de-iced.
How do you know if an airplane likes you?
It gives you the window seat.
Why was the airplane a great artist?
It loved to sketch clouds.
Why was the airplane always broke?
It always went through turbulence.
Why did the airplane go to the bank?
It wanted to make a sky-high deposit.
Why don’t airplanes ever have time?
They’re always flying by.
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
A receding airline.
Why do airplane memes always go viral?
They know how to take off.
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Why was the airplane a good singer?
It always hit the high notes.
What kind of yogurt do they sell at the airport?
Plane.
Why did the ghost get on the airplane?
It wanted to lift its spirits.
Why did the passenger with no luggage get charged a luggage fee?
She was carrying on too much emotional baggage.
Why did the airplane get fired after going to therapy?
It became too grounded.
How do pilots cool off?
By using their propeller fans.
Why should you always take a pilot to the bar?
He’ll be a great wingman.
What did the kid say to his mom during the long flight?
“Are we there jet?”