20 Thursday Jokes That Are Actually Funny

What’s the worst thing that can happen on Friday?
You realize it’s Thursday.

Why did Thursday drink so much water?
It was thirst-day.

Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.

Why did Thursday carry a hammer?
It thought it was Thor’s Day.

Why did Thursday go to therapy?
It always felt like it was in Friday’s shadow.

Thursday and Friday were playing hide and seek.
Thursday always hid in plain sight because everyone was looking for Friday.

Why did Thursday learn magic?
To make Friday appear faster.

What do you call a drunken Thursday?
A blursday.

How does Thursday cheer itself up?
By telling itself, “At least I’m not Monday.”

Why did Thursday become a stand-up comedian?
It had the perfect timing.

Thursday Jokes for Work:

My boss asked me why I’ve been late 4 times this week.
I replied: “Because it’s only Thursday.”

How does every Thursday meeting start?
With “This could have been an email…”

What’s Thursday’s favorite office activity?
Looking busy while planning the weekend.

Why did Thursday buy a planner?
To count down the minutes till Friday.

Why did the boss bring champagne into the office on Thursday?
To celebrate Friday Eve.

What’s the worst thing about Thursday at work?
Realizing it’s not Friday.

Why did Thursday get a new phone?
To call Friday.

Why did Thursday bring a map to the office?
To plan the shortest route to Friday.

Thursday is just Friday in training.

How do you know it’s a Thursday in the office?
There are constant glances at the clock.