30 Batman Jokes Even the Dark Knight Would Laugh At
What do you get when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What’s the toughest part about being Batman?
Knowing that you’ll never make your parents proud.
What did Batman bring to the party?
Just ice.
Why did Batman and Robin stop playing cards?
Because the Joker kept stealing all the aces.
What do Batman and Will Smith have in common?
They both attacked a joker.
What do you call Batman after he got into a Batmobile accident?
Bruised Wayne.
What was Batman’s rap name growing up?
Lil Wayne.
Why did Batman brush his teeth?
To prevent bat breath.
What did Batman say to the calendar?
“Your days are numbered.”
Why doesn’t Batman use Siri?
Because he has Alfred.
Why did Batman spend so much time on his computer?
He loves surfing the dark web.
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What does Batman wear to bed?
A dark knight gown.
Why are Batman and Superman so different?
It’s like knight and day.
Why did Batman break into the comedy club?
He heard there would be a Joker there.
What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch line.
Why did Batman and Robin take up gardening?
They wanted to grow bat-tomatoes!
Why is Batman jealous of Superman?
Superman got adopted.
Why did Batman join NASA?
He wanted to explore the batmosphere.
Why did Batman get promoted at work?
He was always willing to work the knight shift.
Why don’t you play hide and seek with Batman?
Because no one hides from Batman.
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What does Batman put in his beverages?
Just ice.
What’s Batman’s favorite drink?
Vigilan-tea.
How does Batman take his coffee?
Black as the night.
Where is Batman’s favorite place to visit?
Capetown.
Why did Batman and Robin start a restaurant?
They wanted to serve bat-soup!
What did the loaf of bread say to Batman?
“Rye so serious?”
What’s Batman’s favorite type of comedy?
Dark humor.
Why did Batman and Robin never start a band?
No one could agree on the Bat-tambourine.
Why did Batman refuse to solve the Rubik’s cube?
Because he doesn’t like Bat-puzzles.
Why did Gotham’s librarian have to ask Batman to leave?
Because he wanted to bat-borrow all the books.
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