30 Best Bald Jokes
Why did the bald man get a pet rabbit? To have at least some hare in his life.
What do you call lice on a bald man’s head? Homeless.
Why are bald people great at meditating? They’re naturally clear-headed.
How did the bald guy score 100 points in a basketball game? He bald out.
Why don’t bald people use keys? Because they’ve already lost their locks.
Why can’t a bald man ever have a bad hair day? He doesn’t have any hair any day.
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Why did the bald man’s wig go on vacation? It needed a break from the daily grind.
What’s a bald man’s favorite animal? A bald eagle.
Why do bald men run so fast? No hair means no wind resistance.
What’s a bald man’s favorite drink? A smoothie.
What’s a bald man’s favorite game? Shine and seek.
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How do bald people send secret messages? Through shine language.
What do you call a balding gardener? A man who’s lost his roots.
How does a bald man make a fashion statement? With a bold headband.
What’s a bald man’s favorite type of hair gel? Gloss, for that extra shine.
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Why did the bald man become a florist? He appreciated the beauty of bare stems.
What’s a bald man’s least favorite type of pasta? Angel hair.
How does a bald man stay warm in winter? With a snug beanie.
Why did the bald man’s wig go to the therapist? It had attachment issues.
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