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30 Most Savage Bald Jokes

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Why did the bald man get a pet rabbit?
To have at least some hare in his life.

Why do bald people always look forward to sunny days?
That’s their time to shine.

What do you call a bald man who still carries a comb?
Someone who will never part with it.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?
So from a distance, they’d look like hares.

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.

Why are bald jokes the deepest form of humor?
Because they cause reflection.

Why was the bald guy thrilled when his hair started falling out?
Because it was a sign his brain was expanding.

Why don’t bald people use keys?
Because they don’t have any locks.

Why can’t a bald man ever have a bad hair day?
He doesn’t have any hair any day.

What do you call lice on a bald man’s head?
Homeless.

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Why do bald men make the best keepers?
Because nothing goes over their heads.

What do you call a barber who only works on bald people?
An air stylist.

What’s the best thing about being bald?
You can never have a bad hair day.

Why did the bald man go to the doctor?
He had a receding hairline fracture.

Why are bald people great at meditating?
They’re naturally clear-headed.

Why do bald men run so fast?
No hair means no wind resistance.

What’s a bald man’s favorite animal?
A bald eagle.

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What’s a bald man’s favorite game?
Shine and seek.

How do bald people send secret messages?
Through shine language.

What do you call a balding gardener?
A man who’s lost his roots.

What’s a bald man’s least favorite type of pasta?
Angel hair.

Why did the bald man’s wig go to the therapist?
It had attachment issues.

How did the bald guy score 100 points in a basketball game?
He bald out.

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