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30 Best Bald Jokes

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Why did the bald man get a pet rabbit? To have at least some hare in his life.

What does a bald man say when he gets a comb for his birthday? “I’ll never part with it.”

What do you call lice on a bald man’s head? Homeless.

Why are bald people great at meditating? They’re naturally clear-headed.

Why don’t bald people use keys? Because they’ve already lost their locks.

How did the bald guy score 100 points in a basketball game? He bald out.

Why can’t a bald man ever have a bad hair day? He doesn’t have any hair any day.

What’s a bald man’s favorite type of music? Follicle rock.

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Why did the bald man’s wig go on vacation? It needed a break from the daily grind.

Why was the bald man a great detective? He had a clear head for details.

What’s a bald man’s favorite animal? A bald eagle.

What’s a bald man’s favorite drink? A smoothie.

What’s a bald man’s favorite game? Shine and seek.

How do bald people send secret messages? Through shine language.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? From a distance, they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man get a job at the airport? He had a clear landing strip.

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What do you call a balding gardener? A man who’s lost his roots.

What’s a bald man’s favorite card game? Solit-hair.

What’s a bald man’s favorite type of weather? Clear skies, to match his head.

Why did the bald man become a cyclist? He loved the feeling of the breeze on his head.

How does a bald man make a fashion statement? With a bold headband.

How does a bald man celebrate Halloween? As a human crystal ball.

What’s a bald man’s favorite type of music? Anything with a smooth rhythm.

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What’s a bald man’s favorite type of hair gel? Gloss, for that extra shine.

Why did the bald man become a florist? He appreciated the beauty of bare stems.

What’s a bald man’s least favorite type of pasta? Angel hair.

What’s a bald man’s favorite type of car? A convertible, so he can imagine what it’d feel like to have the wind in his hair.

How does a bald man stay warm in winter? With a snug beanie.

Why did the bald man’s wig go to the therapist? It had attachment issues.

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