40 Best Short People Jokes
Why shouldn’t you hire short people as chefs?
Because the steaks are too high.
You’ve got to hand it to short people…
Well, they can’t reach for themselves, can they?
Why did the short guy bring a ladder to his choir?
So he could reach the high notes.
Why did the short guy lose the race?
He was a little slow.
What do short people call burritos?
Sleeping bags.
Why do short people make for great lawyers?
They’re used to reading the small print.
Why did the short person go to the doctor?
He had a little cough.
Why do short people always carry a ladder?
In case they need to reach a doorknob.
Why do short people always feel down?
Because they’re always overlooked.
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Why did the short person become a detective?
He was good at getting to the bottom of things.
What’s a short person’s favorite thing on the menu?
Short ribs.
Why did the short guy bring a ladder to the concert?
So he could see the band.
Why did the short person become a salesman?
He was great at small talk.
Why did the short person quit baking?
He got jealous seeing things rise.
Why did the short person look up to their friend?
They had no choice.
Why are short people great at keeping secrets?
Because they can easily go under the radar.
What do short people call miniature golf?
Golf.
You’re so short, you get altitude sickness on curbs.
You’re so short, when it rains you’re the last to know.
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What’s a short person’s favorite sport?
Mini golf.
How do short people greet each other?
They give a mini wave!
Why did the short person go to the bank?
To check their balance, of course.
Why do short people love shoe stores?
The mirrors are the perfect height.
What do you call a short person with a big heart?
A little angel.
Why was the short guy scared of the wiener dog?
Because it was too tall.
Why do short people never get wet in the rain?
They just walk under the raindrops.
Why do short people make great detectives?
Because they get to the bottom of things.
What do you call a short person with a sense of humor?
A little funny.
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What’s a short person’s favorite type of car?
A Mini Cooper.
What do you call a short person with a big idea?
A little genius.
Why couldn’t the short person become a singer?
He wasn’t able to hit the high notes.
Why do short people always get sunburned?
Because they’re closer to the earth’s surface.
Why are short people always so humble?
Because they’re down to earth.
Why do short people love parades?
Because they get a front-row seat.
Why do short people never complain?
They don’t want to sound small-minded.
Why do short people always wear hats?
To add a few inches.
Why do short people always feel optimistic?
Because they’re so used to looking up at life.
Why do short people love elevators?
Because they get a lift.
Why do short people always win at hide and seek?
Because they’re hard to spot.
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