40 Best Short People Jokes
Why did the short person quit baking? He got jealous seeing things rise.
What do you call a short person with a sense of humor? A little funny.
Where do short people go swimming? In the shallow end.
Why are short people always so humble? Because they’re down to earth.
What did Elton John called the short person ballerina? Tiny Dancer.
Why did the short person become a salesman? He was great at small talk.
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What do you call a short person in an elevator? A little uplifting.
Why did the short person become a detective? They were good at getting to the bottom of things.
How do short people keep warm in winter? They use a space heater.
What do you call a psychic short person who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Why do short people always carry a ladder? In case they need to reach a doorknob.
How do short people answer the phone? “I’m short on time, make it quick.”
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What’s a short person’s favorite sport? Mini golf.
Why did the short person go to the doctor? They had a little cough.
Why did the short person become a lawyer? They were good at small claims.
How do short people get into bed? They use a step ladder.
Why do short people make for great lawyers? They’re used to reading the small print.
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Why don’t short people like watching movies in theater? They prefer the small screen.
What’s a short person’s favorite type of car? A mini cooper.
What’s a short person’s favorite movie? “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids!”
What do you call a short person with a green thumb? A little gardener.
Why are short people always optimistic? Because they’re so used to looking up at life!
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What do you call a short person with a big heart? A little angel.
How do short people go to concerts? They stand in the front row.
What do you call a short person with a big idea? A little genius.
What’s a short person’s favorite type of pizza? A personal pie.
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Why are short people great at secrets? Because they can easily go under the radar.
What do you call a short person with a lot of energy? A little dynamo.
Why did the short person become a singer? They loved hitting high notes.
What do you call a short person with a big personality? A little firecracker.
What’s a short person’s favorite baseball position? Shortstop.
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