30 Funniest Ford Jokes
What’s the difference between a Ford and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
How do you double the value of a Ford? Fill the gas tank.
What’s the best getaway car? Ford Escape.
How is a golf ball different from a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
How do you make a Ford accelerate 0-60 mph in less than a second? Push it off a cliff.
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What’s found on the last two pages of every Ford’s user manual? The bus schedule.
What do you call a Ford at the top of a hill? A miracle.
What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill? A mirage.
85% of all Fords made are still on the road today… The other 15% made it home.
Why did the Ford go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his Ford got stuck on the other side.
How do you know if a Ford owner is well off? He has a second car to actually get to work.
Why don’t Fords sustain any tornado damage? They’re always in the garage.
What’s the difference between a Ford and a tampon? A tampon comes with its own tow rope.
Why did the Ford apply for a job? It wanted to learn how to work properly.
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What kind of Ford is banned from prisons? Ford Escape.
Why don’t Ford owners make good comedians? They can tell a joke but they can’t drive a joke home.
What do you call a Ford with brakes that work? An anomaly.
What’s the easiest way to keep your Ford from being stolen? Park it on a hill.
Why are there sidewalks beside most roads? So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
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How do you turn a Ford into a sports car? Stick a tennis ball in the exhaust pipe.
What do you call someone who buys a used Ford? A risk-taker.
Why do Ford owners walk with a limp? From kicking the tires too often.
What do you call a Ford that breaks down after 100 miles? A Ford.
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What kind of Ford did Harry Houdini drive? A Ford Escape.
What’s the difference between a Ford and a shopping cart? A shopping cart is easier to push.
What do you call a Ford that actually works? Fiction.
How do you make a Ford start on a cold day? You don’t.
