35 Best Banana Jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
Why do bananas go to the ice cream shop to break up? To get a banana split.
What do you call a banana who’s good at flirting? A banana smoothie.
Why did the banana go to the gym? It wanted to work on its peel-ups.
Why did the banana go to the gym? To get more aesthetic a-peel.
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Why don’t bananas ever win races? They always slip up!
What do bananas say to give consent in bed? “Go ahead and peel me up.”
What’s a banana’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
What do you call a banana with a PhD? A doctor of peelosophy.
What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Yellow Submarine” by The Beetles.
What do you call a banana that’s a doctor? A peeliatrician.
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How do bananas greet each other? “Yellow, nice to meet you!”
What do you call a banana that’s a politician? A peel-itician.
Why was the banana so good at school? It was the top of the bunch!
Why did the banana go to the beauty salon? It wanted to get a peel-icure.
Why was the banana so upset? It was peeling down.
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What do you call a frozen banana? A brrr-nana!
Why did the banana go to the beach? To catch some rays and get a tan-ana!
How do bananas answer the phone? “Yellow, this is banana speaking.”
What do bananas like even more than yoga? Peel-ates!
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How do bananas stay fit? By doing banana-split squats!
What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake!
What’s a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The banana split!
How do you make a banana laugh? Tickle its peel!
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
