25 Best Banana Jokes
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.
What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
Yellow!
What’s the best way to make a banana split?
Show it the door!
Why did the banana fail its driving test?
It kept peeling out.
Why don’t bananas tell secrets?
Because they might slip.
Why did the banana go to the comedy club?
Because it wanted to peel with laughter.
What do you call a banana that tells jokes?
A pun-ana.
Why did the banana break up with the orange?
It found it too a-peel-ing.
Why do bananas go to the ice cream shop to break up?
To get a banana split.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A boo-nana.
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What’s a banana’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae!
Why do bananas wear suits?
To be peel-egant.
What do you call a banana who’s good at flirting?
A banana smoothie.
Why don’t bananas ever win races?
They always slip up!
What do you call a banana with a PhD?
A doctor of peelosophy.
What do you call a banana that eats other bananas?
Cannibanana-l.
Why do bananas use sunscreen?
Because they peel.
What do you call two banana peels?
Slippers.
What’s a banana’s favorite song?
Hollaback Girl—B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
What’s a banana’s favorite movie?
The peel-odrama.
Why do bananas love to dance?
They’re always peeling good.
Why do bananas never feel depressed?
They always have someone to peel better with.
What’s a banana’s favorite dessert?
Bananas foster—because it’s a-peeling!
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