25 Best Monkey Jokes
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom! 💣
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account? Prime-mates! 🐵🐵
What do you call a monkey with a wand? Hairy Potter!
What’s a monkey’s favorite holiday? Ape-ril fools day! 🙉
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it was a-peeling! 🍌
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How do monkeys get locked up in jail? Behind monkey bars!
Why did the monkey go to school? To improve his ape-titude!
Why do monkeys make terrible storytellers? They only have one tale!
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle? There are too many lying cheetahs!
What’s a monkey’s favorite snack? Chocolate chimp cookies! 🍪
What do monkeys wear when they’re cooking? Ape-rons!
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What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want — they can’t hear you!
What’s a monkey’s favorite dance? The banana split! 🍌
What do you call a monkey in a tree? A branch manager!
What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music? Jungle beats!
Why did the monkey break up with his girlfriend? She was driving him bananas!
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Why did the monkey take a ladder to school? It was high school!
What do you call a monkey who wins every game? A chimp-ion!
How do monkeys make a quick exit? They banana split!
What do you call it when a monkey raps? Monkey bars!
What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George!
