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30 Best Fruit Jokes

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why was the apple so fit? It did a lot of core exercises.

Why did the orange fail its test in school? It couldn’t concentrate.

Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

Why was the banana so upset? Because it was peeling down.

What do you call a fruit that’s sad? A blueberry.

Why was the strawberry worried? Because it was in a jam.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the lemon go to therapy? It had a sour attitude.

What do you call a fruit that’s never on time? A date.

Why did the apple become a detective? To get to the core of the problem.

Why was the banana so stressed? It was peeling under pressure.

Why was the apple so secretive? It had a hidden core.

What do you call a fruit that’s a comedian? A pun-apple.

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Why was the lemon so grumpy? It had a sour outlook on life.

Why was the grape so unhappy? It had a winey attitude.

Why was the apple so confident? It knew it was the core of attention.

Why did the lemon go to the party? To add some zest to the celebration.

Why was the banana so happy? It woke up peeling great.

Why did the grape go to the party? It wanted to wine and dine.

Why was the grape so relaxed? It was in a wine-down mode.

Why was the lemon so inspirational? It had a zest for life.

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Why did the banana go to the gym? To get more aesthetic a-peel.

What do you call a fruit that’s a comedian? A laugh-ricot.

Why was the apple so secretive? It was hiding its core values.

Why was the grape so upset? It lost its raisin for living.

Why did the banana go to therapy? It wanted to share all its peelings.

What do you call a blueberry with a law degree? A berryfied attorney.

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