30 Best Fruit Jokes
What do you an orange in a gang? A blood orange.
What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe.
Why did the orange fail its test in school? It couldn’t concentrate.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why was the apple so fit? It did a lot of core exercises.
Why did the orange stop running in the middle of the race? It ran out of juice.
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What do you give a lemon in distress? Lemon-aid.
Why was the lemon so optimistic? It had a zest for life.
Why was the strawberry worried? Because it was in a jam.
Why did the honeydew jump into the pool? It wanted to be a watermelon.
What’s an orange’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
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What do you call a fruit that’s sad? A blueberry.
Why don’t apples cry? Because they have tough skin.
Why did the lemon go to therapy? It had a sour attitude.
Why was the grape so unhappy? It had a winey attitude.
Why was the banana so happy? It woke up peeling great.
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple.
Why did the banana go to the gym? To get more aesthetic a-peel.
What do you call a fruit that’s a comedian? A laugh-ricot.
Why did the banana go to therapy? It wanted to share all its peelings.
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