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50 Disney Jokes So Funny, Even Mickey Would Laugh

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!

Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
To visit Pluto!

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What did the 101 Dalmatians say after dinner?
“That hit the spot.”

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
Wendy’s!

Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
RaPUNzel.

Why was Tinkerbell always flying?
She neverlands!

Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
In case he got a hole in one!

Why did Captain Hook go to the second-hand store?
To get a new hook.

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What did the 101 Dalmatians say after lunch?
“That hit the spot!”

Why did Simba’s father call him slow?
Mufasa!

Why did Goofy take a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands.

Why did Rapunzel go to the hair salon?
To let her hair down!

Why was Buzz Lightyear good at math?
He could count to infinity and beyond!

What did Woody say to the pencil?
“Draw, pardner!”

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.

What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite state?
Minnie-sota!

Why did the croissants take the donuts to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
Mini golf!

What do you call a snoring fairy?
Tinker “zzz”-bell.

Why did the toy story characters go to the dentist?
To get their “buzz” checked.

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Why was Olaf so upset?
Because he had a meltdown.

Why did Elsa’s credit card get rejected?
Her account was frozen.

What did Captain Hook say to Adele?
“Hello, it’s Smee!”

Why doesn’t Scar trust anyone?
Because he’s a lion.

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
“Use apples next time.”

What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
A Minnie-van.

Why did Rapunzel become a librarian?
She always got tangled in a good book.

Why did the Mad Hatter carry a teapot?
Because you never know when it’s time for tea!

What’s Donald Duck’s favorite movie?
Quack to the Future.

What’s a bee’s favorite Disney character?
Buzz Lightyear.

Why did Snow White make a great judge?
Because she was the fairest of them all!

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
Because he wanted to work overtime!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What did Mickey Mouse say when he opened the fridge?
“Hey, Pluto, is this your home planet?”

What’s Donald Duck’s favorite snack?
Quackers!

Why was Cinderella bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

What’s Goofy’s favorite type of music?
Waltz Disney.

What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?
“Jungle Bells!”

Why did the Disney princess go to the psychiatrist?
She had a Cinderella complex!

Why did Elsa from Frozen go to therapy?
Because she had an issue and just couldn’t let it go.

Why did the croissants take the doughnuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

Why did Mulan go to the hairdresser?
To get a warrior’s bob!

Why did Donald Duck go to college?
He wanted to get his “duck-torate”!

Why was Goofy’s clock always behind?
Because he always let time fly!

What did Ariel say when she met the prince?
“I’ve been dinglehopping to find you!”

Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?
Because he was a little horse.

What’s a pirate who skips school called?
Captain Hooky.

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