30 Best Disney Jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? To visit Pluto!
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? Wendy’s!
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport? Mini golf!
Why did Snow White make a great judge? Because she was the fairest of them all!
What’s Goofy’s favorite type of music? Waltz Disney.
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Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
What do you call Donald Duck in outer space? A quackstronaut!
What’s Donald Duck’s favorite movie? Quack to the Future.
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
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What did the 101 Dalmatians say after lunch? “That hit the spot!”
Why did Rapunzel go to the hair salon? To let her hair down!
What’s Donald Duck’s favorite snack? Quackers!
What do you call a Disney movie about a basketball-playing cow? Moo-lan!
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What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? “Jungle Bells”!
Why did the Disney princess go to the psychiatrist? She had a Cinderella complex!
Why did Elsa from Frozen go to therapy? Because she had an issue and just couldn’t let it go.
Why was Tinkerbell always flying? She neverlands!
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What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite state? Minnie-sota!
Why did Donald Duck go to college? He wanted to get his “duck-torate”!
Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
Why did Goofy take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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