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36 Best Disney Jokes


Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? To visit Pluto!

Why did Snow White make a great judge? Because she was the fairest of them all!

What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport? Mini golf!

What’s Goofy’s favorite type of music? Waltz Disney.

Why did Elsa from Frozen go to therapy? Because she had an issue and just couldn’t let it go.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.

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Why did Aladdin go to the haunted house? To find a boo!

What do you call Donald Duck in outer space? A quackstronaut!

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!

What’s Donald Duck’s favorite movie? Quack to the Future.

How does Ariel the Little Mermaid call her friends? On her shell phone!

Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? In case he got a hole in one!

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!

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What’s Simba’s favorite pasta? Spagh-etti and meat-ROARs!

What did the 101 Dalmatians say after lunch? “That hit the spot!”

Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup? Because he was a little hoarse!

Why did Goofy take a bath? He wanted to be a “clean” comedian.

What do you get if you cross Donald Duck with a whale? Moby Duck!

How do you know if there’s a Disney Princess in your neighborhood? You find glass slippers in front of every house!

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What do you get when you cross Lightning McQueen and Mater? Traffic Jam!

What did Nemo say to his dad when they played hide and seek? “You can’t sea me!”

Why did Rapunzel go to the hair salon? To let her hair down!

Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to school? To improve their “Hi-Ho” math skills!

What’s Donald Duck’s favorite snack? Quackers!

Why did the Beast invite Belle to dinner? Because he couldn’t wait to have a “belle” of a time!

What do you call a Disney movie about a basketball-playing cow? Moo-lan!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to outer space? He wanted to visit Minnie’s Star!

What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? “Jungle Bells”!

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? He wanted to pack his trunk!

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? Wendy’s!

What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite treat? Mice cream!

Why did the Disney princess go to the psychiatrist? She had a Cinderella complex!

Why was Tinkerbell always flying? She neverlands!

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What’s Minnie Mouse’s favorite state? Minnie-sota!

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He wanted to get his “duck-torate”!

Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!

Why did the Disney princess go to jail? She got caught stealing the spotlight!

Why did Goofy take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

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