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20 Best Goat Jokes


Why do goats hate jokes? They’ve herd them all.

What do you call a goat on a rural mountain? Hill Billy.

What’s a goat’s favorite energy drink? Goat-orade.

Why did the goat break up with his girlfriend? They were butting heads too much.

What does a health-conscious goat eat for breakfast? Goatmeal.

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Why did the goat join the orchestra? It had great horns.

What’s a goat’s favorite TV show? America’s Goat Talent.

What is a goat’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”

Why did the goat go to therapy? He was feeling baaad.

How do you make a goat float? Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a goat.

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What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee.

Why did the goat start a business? To get more bucks.

Why did the goat play basketball? It wanted to be the G.O.A.T.

What do you call a goat at the North Pole? Lost.

What’s a goat’s favorite car? A Dodge Ram.

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How do you get a goat to stop headbutting you? Wear a helmet.

What do you call a goat who serves coffee? A baaa-rista.

Why don’t goats gamble? There’s too much risk of losing their bucks.

What’s a goat’s favorite kind of shoe? High hooves.

What do goats call their girlfriends? Baaaaaae.

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