50 Goat Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Your Hooves Off
Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?
They always butt in!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
A Hillbilly!
How do you stop a goat from charging?
You unplug it!
Why do goats hate jokes?
They’ve herd them all.
What do you call a goat that paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat!
Why did the goat play basketball?
It wanted to be the G.O.A.T.
What do you call a goat that knows martial arts?
The Karate Kid!
What do you call a goat at the North Pole?
Lost.
Why do goats have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why was the barn so noisy?
Because all of the goats had horns.
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Why did the goat join the orchestra?
It had great horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Where do goats get their haircuts?
At the baa-baa shop.
What do goats do on Memorial Day weekend?
Have baaaa-baa-ques.
Why was the goat eating again?
Because he cud.
Why don’t goats gamble?
There’s too much risk of losing their bucks.
What did the mama goat say to her kids?
“It’s pasture bedtime.”
What do you call it when a goat eats office supplies?
That the goat has a staple diet.
Where do adult goats go on holiday cruises?
To the baaaa-hamas.
What’s a goat’s favorite energy drink?
Goat-orade.
Why did the goat break up with his girlfriend?
They were butting heads too much.
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What’s a goat’s favorite cheese?
Goata.
What’s a goat’s favorite car?
A Dodge Ram.
What job did the daddy goat get at the donut shop?
A battering ram.
What do goats say when they trick their parents?
“I was just kidding!”
What’s a goat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
“Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”
What’s a goat’s favorite quote?
No goats, no glory.
What do you call a goat who serves coffee?
A baaa-rista.
Why don’t goats like rainy weather?
Because it’s always wet and baaa-d.
What do you call a napping baby goat?
A kid-napper.
Why did the goat go to therapy?
He was feeling baaad.
What did the boy goat say to his friend when he saw a past crush?
“She’s the one that goat away.”
What’s a goat’s favorite kind of shoe?
High hooves.
What do you call a goat with a beard?
A goatee.
Why was the goat embarrassed?
She saw the ranch dressing.
What do you call the best butter on the farm?
The goat!
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How do you get a goat to stop headbutting you?
Wear a helmet.
What do goats call their girlfriends?
Baaaaaae.
How do you make a goat float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
Britain’s Goat Talent!
What did the little goat say after cheating on a test?
I feel baaaa-d.
Why did the goat start a business?
To get more bucks.
Where do goats get their hair trimmed?
The baaaa-ber.
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