100 Best Pick Up Lines of All Time
Best Pick Up Lines to Use in 2024
“Are you a vape? Because I’d never use you.”
“My Wi-Fi is 4G, but my heart is 4U.”
“Is your name ChatGPT? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
“Hey, didn’t I see you on my Spotify this week? You were listed as the hottest single.”
“I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”
“I’d never play hide and seek with you. Because someone like you is too hard to find.”
“If I were a pilot, the only thing I’d be looking to land is a date with you.”
“Your hand looks heavy — can I hold it for you?”
“If I were a stethoscope, your heart is the only one I’d listen to.”
“All the good pickup lines are taken…but I hope you’re not.”
“I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”
“I’m blinded by your beauty. I need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
Cute Pick Up Lines
“Are you Covid? Because you take my breath away.”
“If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as cute as you, I’d have five cents.”
“What’s it like being the most attractive person in the room?”
“Is your personality as sparkling as your smile?”
“If we were dogs, I’d wag my tail every time I saw you.”
“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
“You must be leg day, because you make my knees wobble.”
“Are you a goldfish? Because you’re the snack that smiles back.”
“Do you like bagels? Because you are bae goals.”
“Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re way too attractive.”
“Wanna conduct a gravity experiment and see how fast I fall for you?”
“You’re the baking soda to my vinegar. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside.”
“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
“Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.”
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Funny Pick Up Lines
“Do you know a good real estate agent? I’m trying to make a move here.”
“You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
“Wait, how are you going to plan our wedding without having my number?”
“If I were an archaeologist, I’d date you.”
“Make sure your shoelaces are tied. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
“If we were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring other than me?”
“Are you my appendix? I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.”
“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
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Dirty Pick Up Lines
“If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?”
“I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”
“If you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.”
“If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?”
“I don’t want to have kids with you, but I’m happy to help you practice.”
“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube – the more you play with me, the harder I get.”
“F, C, K are my favorite letters in the alphabet. Guess what else I need?”
“What handcuff size are you?”
“You must be a librarian because you just increased my circulation.”
“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.”
“Are you my pinky toe? Because you’re little, you’re cute, and I know I’m gonna bang you on the coffee table later.”
“What time do your legs open? I don’t want to be late.”
“According to my weather app, there’s a 95% chance of you getting 6 inches tonight.”
“Are you a car mirror? Because you’re got a great rear view.”
“Hey, I like your pants. Mind if I test out the zipper?”
“I’ll flip a coin…whichever side it lands on is what you’ll get tonight.”
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”
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Smooth Pick Up Lines
“I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.”
“Is your birthday October 10? Because you’re a 10/10.”
“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
“If I were a mathematician, the only number I’d care about would be yours.”
“I might not be a baseball coach, but I know a great catch when I spot one.”
“Well wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.”
“When God made you, he was just showing off.”
“You must be a great tennis match, because I see a lot of love and no faults.”
“Your eyes have their own vocabulary, and I’m trying to learn it.”
“I know what you should be for Halloween next year: my date.”
“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
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Sweet Pick Up Lines
“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you and melted in your presence.”
“If your laugh were a song, I’d add it to all of my playlists on Spotify.”
“I think heaven’s missing an angel, because you’re here with me.”
“Are you a parachute? Because I’d feel safe falling for you.”
“If I were a cat, I’d want to spend all 9 of my lives gazing into your eyes.”
“You’re sweeter than a stack of Tennessee pancakes.”
“I’d hike the Appalachian Trail just to see your smile.”
“Are you a puzzle? Because the more I piece you together, the more clearly I see how amazing you are.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection here.”
“What’s your Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
“Are you a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
“Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I must be a Pharaoh, because I’m in de-Nile about how much I like you.”
“Can I buy you a coffee? Because I like you a latte.”
“You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight.”
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Flirty Pick Up Lines
“They say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight?”
“If you were a video game, what level of difficulty would you choose for our relationship?”
“If mornings were as beautiful as you, I’d be an early riser.”
“You’re hotter than a Nashville summer.”
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we make it second sight at your place?”
“I wish my college classes had curves like yours.”
“Are you a newly strung tennis racket? Because I feel tension when I’m near you.”
“I wish I were your alarm clock, so I’d be the first thing you touch in the morning.”
“If you were a car, I’d be the only mechanic who could make all your parts work.”
“If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.”
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Romantic Pick Up Lines
“They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?”
“If you were a season, you’d be a perpetual spring in my heart.”
“If stars would fall every time I think of you, the sky would soon be empty.”
“If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.”
“My alphabet starts and ends with U.”
“You wouldn’t just be a significant other; you’d be the significant best.”
“Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?”
“Do you believe in soulmates? Because I think I just found mine.”
“Are you the Berlin Wall? Because I feel like you’re about to fall for me.”
“Valentine’s Day without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.”
“There’s only one thing I want to change about you: your last name.”
“You make me feel like a Jack-o’-lantern – because something inside me lights up when I’m with you.”
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Best Pick Up Lines for Girls
“I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”
“If your beauty were time, then you would go on forever.”
“I have a king size bed, but it’d be a queen with you in it.”
“Do you have a twin sister? No? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
“If you were a cactus, I’d endure all the pricks just to hold you.”
“Hey, didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?”
“I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.”
“Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”
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Best Pick Up Lines for Guys
“Are you iron? Because I don’t get enough of you.”
“Do you play football? Because you’ve got a tight end.”
“If I were a coffee bean, I’d want to be roasted by you.”
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?”
“Is your name Thor? Because you must have used a hammer to sculpt those muscles.”
“Are you as handsome on the inside as you are on the outside?”
Best Pick Up Lines for Tinder
“Do you believe in love at first swipe?”
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
“I’m not a lawyer, but I promise to always uphold the laws of attraction.”
“My weather app is predicting a high chance of chemistry between you and me.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue; I sure am glad I swiped right on you.”
“Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?”
“Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://”
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Classic Pick Up Lines
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
“Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
“Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
“There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
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Timeless Pick Up Lines
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
“If we were a pair of socks, we’d make a perfect pair.”
“Even if the earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.”
“I think I’m losing my sight – I can’t take my eyes off you.”
“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”
Great Pick Up Lines for Any Occasion
“Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
“Cupid called. He says he needs my heart back.”
“Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
“Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“They say dating is a numbers game. Can I have yours?”
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