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69 Flirty Jokes Guaranteed to Make Him Laugh


“Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Girlfriend material.”

“Wait, how are you going to plan our wedding without having my number?”

“What’s your Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

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“This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.”

“Wanna hear a fruit joke? I think we’d make a cute pear.”

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?”

“You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”

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“Is your name Thor? Because you must’ve used a hammer to sculpt those muscles.”

“Do you like vegetables? Because I like you from my head tomatoes.”

“Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.”

“Are you baking soda? Because if I were vinegar, you’d make me feel all bubbly inside.”

“I’m falling for you faster than a meteorite.”

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“Do you lift weights? Because you just lifted my standards.”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.”

“Cupid called. He says he needs my heart back.”

“If you were a fish, you’d be the perfect catch.”

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“Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry bubbling up?”

“What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.”

“Are you a convertible? Because you’re making my top come down.”

“If we were to date, not even Snape could Severus apart.”

“Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.”

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“Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘future hubby’?”

“You must be made of cheese, because you’re looking Gouda in those jeans.”

“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”

“I might like physics, but I’ll never be a Bohr in the bedroom.”

“Make sure your shoelaces are tied. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

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“You’re single. I’m single. Let’s change that?”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“If you were a spice, you’d be paprika – hot and full of flavor.”

“I think you’re barbe-cute.”

“Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on.”

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“If you were a fruit, you’d be berry much my type.”

“Are you a red blood cell? Because you deliver just what my heart needs.”

“Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”

“Are you a Pokemon? Because I’d like to Pikachu naked.”

“Is your last name Skywalker? Because you Luke so good.”

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“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“Are you a drill sergeant? Because you could drill me any time.”

“Are you a military officer? Because you just made my privates stand at attention.”

“Are you as handsome on the inside as you are on the outside?”

“Can I buy you a coffee? Because I like you a latte.”

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“If I were a coffee bean, I’d want to be roasted by you.”

“Are you a fisherman? Because you’ve just reeled me in.”

Are you a birthday cake? Because I want a piece of that.”

“If we were a chess game, I’d let you checkmate me any day.”

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“Do you like stargazing? Because you can gaze at me all you want.”

“If we were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring other than me?”

“Are you iron? Because I don’t get enough of you.”

“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”

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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a radish, because you’re rad-ish and I dig it.”

“I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.”

“If we were dogs, I’d be the one always chasing after your tail.”

“Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

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