50 Cowboy Jokes That Are Sure to Lasso a Laugh
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Why don’t cowboys need pick up lines?
They have pick up trucks.
What do you call a cowboy who falls down?
A tumbleweed.
Why did the cowboy take an art class?
To learn how to draw his gun.
Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares.
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Why do cowboys always ride horses?
Because they’re far too heavy to carry!
What do you call a retired old cowboy?
De-ranged.
Why did the cowboy ride his horse to the bank?
He wanted to make a quick “withdrawal.”
Why did the cowboy get a sheepdog?
To “herd” his thoughts.
Why do cowboys make terrible soccer players?
They think every ball is a tumbleweed.
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What’s a cowboy’s favorite snack?
Trail mix.
What do cowboys say to their cows at night?
“It’s pasture bedtime!”
What do cowboys put on their salads?
Ranch dressing.
Why did the cowboy get in trouble?
He was horsin’ around.
Why was the cowboy a good musician?
He had a great range.
What do you call a cowboy with a sore throat?
A hoarse rider.
How do cowboys write secret messages to each other?
In horse code.
Why don’t cowboys ever get lost?
They always keep a trail account.
Why is it so hard for cowboys to be humble?
They love tootin’ their own horn.
Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high spirits.
Why did the cowboy bring a lasso to the dance?
To “rope” in a partner.
What’s a cowboy’s favorite exercise?
The giddy-up crunch.
Why was the cowboy a good dog trainer?
He was great at barking orders.
Why did the cowboy go to the gym?
To get more horsepower in his lifts.
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Why did the cowboy pinstripe his truck?
He needed a pick-up line.
What’s a cowboy’s favorite instrument?
The “harp”monica.
Why did the cowboy take hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares.
What do cowboys make when the sun comes up?
Shadows.
Why do cowboys make good employees?
Because they can handle any stampede!
Why was the cowboy always broke?
He could never save any horseshoes!
What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of cat?
Cattle.
Why did the cowboy get a hot tub?
He wanted to soak his boot beans.
Why don’t cowboys ever use cell phones?
They prefer Western Union.
What’s a cowboy’s favorite type of salad?
Cobb, with ranch dressing.
What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?
Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!
What’s a cowboy’s favorite music?
Yee-haw-coustic.
How do cowboys keep their hair in place?
They tie it in a lasso.
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Why did the cowboy bring an umbrella to the bar?
He heard it was raining cats and hats.
Why was the cowboy afraid of his shadow?
It was too drawn out.
What’s a cowboy’s favorite road?
Rodeo Drive.
What do you call a cowboy who’s missing a leg?
Eileen.
Why did the cowboy go to the library?
To check out a book’em.
Why did the cowboy go to the bank?
To make a withdrawal.
What do you call a cowboy’s ghost?
A haunting on horseback.
Why did the cowboy name his horse Mayo?
Because Mayo neighs.
Why did the cowboy get a job at a deli?
He wanted to get a slice of the action.
Why did the cowboy bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high spirits.
What do you call a cowboy’s lazy horse?
Slowboy.
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