35 Best Fish Jokes
Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
How do fish get high? Seaweed!
Why do the richest fish always get caught? They have a high net worth!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do fish use to call each other? Shell phones!
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What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!
Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide!
What do you call a fish with a tie? Sofishticated!
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Why are fish never good tennis players? They don’t like getting close to the net!
Why did the fish go to Hollywood? To be a starfish!
What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clownfish!
What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar!
Why did the fish break up with its girlfriend? Because it found her to be too shallow!
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What’s a fish’s favorite TV show? Tuna Half Men!
What do you call a fish that’s a secret agent? James Pond!
Why did the fish go to the doctor? It had a fin-fection!
Why was the fish so successful on dating apps? It knew how to cast a wide net!
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Why don’t fish like to play cards? They’re afraid of the river!
Why don’t fish like to play football? They’re afraid of the tackle!
Why did the fish go to the concert? To hear the bass!
What do you call a fish that’s a pilot? A flyfish!
Why was the fish so successful in business? It knew how to scale its operations!
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