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52 Best ‘It's So Hot…’ Jokes

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It’s so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It’s so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.

It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.

It’s so hot, the whole ice cream truck melted.

It’s so hot, the sun got sunburned.

It’s so hot, I’m sweating like a politician on Election Day.

It’s so hot, my thermometer went up to “Are you kidding me?”

It’s so hot, the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.

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It’s so hot, I’m using my oven to cool the house down.

It’s so hot, the potatoes are cooking underground.

It’s so hot, I saw a camel at the car wash.

It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It’s so hot, I saw a deer chasing a hunter for the water bottle.

It’s so hot, the fish are jumping out of the water to cool off.

It’s so hot, the roadrunner stopped to catch his breath.

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It’s so hot, I saw a chicken laying an omelet.

It’s so hot, even the sun is looking for some shade.

It’s so hot, I saw a lizard using sunscreen.

It’s so hot, the Statue of Liberty is fanning herself.

It’s so hot, I saw a rat drinking a Slurpee.

It’s so hot, my sweat is sweating.

It’s so hot, the paint is peeling off the walls just to get some air.

It’s so hot, my shadow evaporated.

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It’s so hot, the beach sand is turning into glass.

It’s so hot, I’m using my seatbelt as a branding iron.

It’s so hot, the water in my swimming pool is boiling.

It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking.

It’s so hot, it’s actually raining right now but the raindrops are evaporating before they reach us.

It’s so hot, I’m roasting marshmallows on the sidewalk.

It’s so hot, I saw a vampire using sunscreen.

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It’s so hot, I saw a cactus begging for water.

It’s so hot, my air conditioner is asking to be paid overtime.

It’s so hot, the ice cubes are playing rock-paper-scissors to see who goes in the drink first.

It’s so hot, I’m using a spatula to flip my pillows.

It’s so hot, the thermometer called in sick.

It’s so hot, I’m using a freezer as a tanning bed.

It’s so hot, my sunscreen has a higher SPF than my IQ.

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It’s so hot, the ants are carrying water bottles.

It’s so hot, my car’s overheating warning light is on fire.

It’s so hot, I’m using a flamethrower to cool down.

It’s so hot, I’m using a blowtorch as a fan.

It’s so hot, I’m using my fridge as a walk-in closet.

It’s so hot, I saw a tortoise with a sun hat.

It’s so hot, I’m using a hairdryer to cool down.

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It’s so hot, my candles are lighting themselves.

It’s so hot, I’m using a fire extinguisher as a water gun.

It’s so hot, my sunscreen is using sunscreen.

It’s so hot, I’m using my microwave as a cooler.

It’s so hot, I’m using my toaster as an air conditioner.

It’s so hot, my fan is fanning itself.

It’s so hot, my air conditioner is writing a will.

It’s so hot, I’m using a snow blower to cool down.

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