50 Best ‘It's So Hot…’ Jokes
It’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.
It’s so hot, my air conditioner is asking to be paid overtime.
It’s so hot, my thermometer asked for sick leave.
It’s so hot, the sun had to wear sunscreen.
It’s so hot, even the sun is looking for some shade.
It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
It’s so hot, I saw a snowman making sandcastles at the beach.
It’s so hot, my sandals melted to the pavement.
It’s so hot, the potatoes are cooking themselves underground.
It’s so hot, I saw a chicken laying an omelet.
It’s so hot, my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot, I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
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It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders.
It’s so hot, my car’s air conditioner is just blowing hot air and laughter.
It’s so hot, my sunscreen’s SPF is higher than my IQ.
It’s so hot, I’m using my seatbelt as a branding iron.
It’s so hot, the Statue of Liberty is fanning herself.
It’s so hot, the chickens are now laying fried eggs.
It’s so hot, I saw a camel at the car wash.
It’s so hot, I saw a tomato turning itself into ketchup.
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It’s so hot, I saw a deer chasing a hunter for the water bottle.
It’s so hot, I’m using a spatula to flip my pillows.
It’s so hot, my ice cream truck is now an ice cream puddle.
It’s so hot, the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot, I’m using my oven to cool the house down.
It’s so hot, I saw a lizard using sunscreen.
It’s so hot, my ice cubes evaporated before I could sip.
It’s so hot, I’m roasting marshmallows on the air radiating from the sidewalk.
It’s so hot, my laptop is now a hot plate for cooking.
It’s so hot, I saw a vampire using sunscreen.
It’s so hot, I saw a cactus begging for water.
It’s so hot, my car’s overheating warning light is on fire.
It’s so hot, I saw a tortoise with a sun hat.
It’s so hot, I’m using my toaster as an air conditioner.
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It’s so hot, my air conditioner is writing a will.
It’s so hot, it’s actually raining right now, but the raindrops are evaporating before they reach us.
It’s so hot, the ice cubes are playing rock-paper-scissors to see who goes in the drink first.
It’s so hot, I tried to bake cookies on my car dashboard.
It’s so hot, I saw a rat drinking a Slurpee.
It’s so hot, the ocean only had heatwaves.
It’s so hot, the asphalt is turning into abstract art.
It’s so hot, I saw a sunflower giving out sunscreen samples.
It’s so hot, my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot, my car’s steering wheel is now a branding iron.
It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning itself with a leaf blower.
It’s so hot, I’m using a hairdryer to cool down.
It’s so hot, I’m using a freezer as a tanning bed.
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