30 Best ‘It's So Hot…’ Jokes
It’s so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.
It’s so hot, my thermometer asked for sick leave.
It’s so hot, my air conditioner is asking to be paid overtime.
It’s so hot, I’m using my oven to cool the house down.
It’s so hot, the sun had to wear sunscreen.
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It’s so hot, I’m using a spatula to flip my pillows.
It’s so hot, my sunscreen’s SPF is higher than my IQ.
It’s so hot, the Statue of Liberty is fanning herself.
It’s so hot, the potatoes are cooking themselves underground.
It’s so hot, I saw a camel at the car wash.
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It’s so hot, I saw a chicken laying an omelet.
It’s so hot, I saw a deer chasing a hunter for the water bottle.
It’s so hot, even the sun is looking for some shade.
It’s so hot, I saw a lizard using sunscreen.
It’s so hot, I saw a rat drinking a Slurpee.
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It’s so hot, my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot, I’m using my seatbelt as a branding iron.
It’s so hot, it’s actually raining right now but the raindrops are evaporating before they reach us.
It’s so hot, I’m roasting marshmallows on the air radiating from the sidewalk.
It’s so hot, I saw a vampire using sunscreen.
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It’s so hot, I saw a cactus begging for water.
It’s so hot, the ice cubes are playing rock-paper-scissors to see who goes in the drink first.
It’s so hot, the thermometer called in sick.
It’s so hot, I’m using a freezer as a tanning bed.
It’s so hot, my car’s overheating warning light is on fire.
It’s so hot, I’m using a blowtorch as a fan.
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It’s so hot, I’m using a hairdryer to cool down.
It’s so hot, I’m using a fire extinguisher as a water gun.
It’s so hot, I saw a tortoise with a sun hat.
It’s so hot, I’m using my toaster as an air conditioner.
It’s so hot, my air conditioner is writing a will.
