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23 Best Flower Jokes


What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud, when do you open?”

What do flowers study in school? STEM subjects.

Why don’t flowers have commitment issues in relationships? They’re used to planting their roots.

How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.

What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A light bulb.

What’s a rose’s favorite vegetable? Cauli-flower.

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Why did the flower become a lawyer? It was great at nipping issues in the bud.

What’s a flower’s favorite snack? Sunflower seeds.

Why was the flower a great mathematician? It could tell you the square root of anything.

What’s a flower’s favorite breakfast? Sunnyside up eggs with a side of pollen.

Why did the flower go to school? To improve its budding knowledge.

Why are roses never lonely? Because they’re always part of a bouquet.

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Why did the flower take a break? It was feeling a bit wilted.

What do you call a flower that’s a great cook? A taste-bud.

What did the flower say to the bike? “Petal faster!”

Why was the flower a good teacher? It knew how to nurture growth.

Why was the flower always calm? It knew how to petal through stress.

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Why was the flower a good comedian? It knew how to plant a joke.

Why do flowers hate going out after dark? Because they turn in at night.

What did the flower say to the cactus? “Don’t be a prick; let’s stick together!”

What’s a flower’s favorite kind of pie? Cherry blossom.

Why can’t flowers tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Why did the flower become a detective? It was great at getting to the root of the problem.

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