23 Best Flower Jokes
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns N’ Roses.
What did the flower say to the cactus?
“Don’t be a prick; let’s stick together!”
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey, bud, when do you open?”
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
Why don’t flowers have commitment issues in relationships?
They’re used to planting their roots.
What do flowers study in school?
STEM subjects.
What’s a flower’s favorite kind of pie?
Cherry blossom.
What do you call flowers that are best friends?
Buds.
Why can’t flowers tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why did the flower become a detective?
It was great at getting to the root of the problem.
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What do you call a flower that’s a great cook?
A taste-bud.
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?
A light bulb.
Why did the flower go to the bike?
To petal faster.
What’s a flower’s favorite snack?
Sunflower seeds.
Why did the flower take a break?
It was feeling a bit wilted.
Why did the flower become a singer?
It had a budding voice.
Why did the flower become a teacher?
It knew how to nurture growth.
What’s a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Why was the flower always calm?
It knew how to petal through stress.
Why was the flower a great mathematician?
It could tell you the square root of anything.
Why was the flower a good comedian?
It knew how to plant a joke.
Why did the flower go to the beach?
To get a little sun-flower.
Why was the flower a good teacher?
It knew how to nurture growth.
Why do flowers hate going out after dark?
Because they turn in at night.
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