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25 Best Spring Jokes


What do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle.

What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey bud, when do you open?”

Why did the gardener bury a light bulb in the ground? He wanted to grow a power plant.

How excited was the gardener about springtime? So excited he wet his plants.

Why did the gardener plant a clock in spring? He wanted to grow thyme.

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Why was the broom late for spring cleaning? It overswept.

How do you know when spring has arrived? The birds start to tweet about it.

Why did the scarecrow become a gardener in spring? He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a bear who got caught in April showers? A drizzly bear.

How do you catch a squirrel in springtime? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What do you call a well-dressed lion in springtime? A dandy lion.

Why did the gardener become a comedian in the springtime? He had to turnip the humor.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise.

What’s a spring duck’s favorite game? Duck, duck, bloom.

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How do April showers stay fresh? They use spring water.

What do you call a flower that glows in spring? A light bulb.

What do you call a springtime story? A budding tale.

What’s a frog’s favorite movie? “Hoppy Gilmore.”

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Why did the chicken lay an egg in March? To celebrate the egg-quinox.

What does a gardener play music with in the spring? A bloom box.

How do April showers keep their hair in place? With a rain-bow.

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