40 Funniest Jokes About Spring
What do you call a snowman in spring?
A puddle.
Why does spring always seem so happy?
It likes to bounce back.
How excited was the gardener about springtime?
So excited he wet his plants.
Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
To grow a watermelon.
Why was the broom late for spring cleaning?
It overswept.
What do you call a bear who got caught in April showers?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the gardener bury a light bulb in the ground?
He wanted to grow a power plant.
What’s the best part about spring jokes?
They help your giggles bloom.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the gardener plant a clock in spring?
He wanted to grow thyme.
Why don’t flowers drive their cars in early spring?
They’re afraid of spring potholes.
What do you call a deer that enjoys playing in the rain?
A reindeer.
Why do birds fly north in the spring?
For the early bird special.
Why was the grass so excited for spring?
It was ready for a mow-ment in the sun.
What do you call a well-dressed lion in springtime?
A dandy lion.
Why did the gardener become a comedian in the springtime?
He had to turnip the humor.
How do you start a spring garden?
With a green thumb and a lot of grow-tivation.
Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped by the questions.
What do you call a bowl of cereal in April?
Spring break-fast.
Why do gardeners make excellent gossipers in spring?
Because they have the best dirt.
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How do April showers stay fresh?
They use spring water.
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.
Why did the chicken lay an egg in March?
To celebrate the egg-quinox.
What’s the real reason the birds fly north in April?
For spring beak.
What’s spring’s favorite kind of music?
Bloom-bop.
What did the leaf say to spring?
I’m falling for you.
What do you call a flower that blooms during a power outage?
A light bulb.
How do April showers keep their hair in place?
With a rain-bow.
How do you know when spring has arrived?
The birds start to tweet about it.
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
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What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey bud, when do you open?”
What’s a spring duck’s favorite game?
Duck, duck, bloom.
How do you catch a squirrel in springtime?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise.
What did the parents say to their kids after returning from the beach for spring break?
Long time, no sea!
What do you call a springtime story?
A budding tale.
What does a gardener play music with in the spring?
A bloom box.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why was the strawberry sad?
His mom was in a jam.
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