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45 Best Spring Jokes


What did the bee say to the flower in spring? “Hey bud, when do you open?”

What’s a gardener’s favorite novel in spring? The Great Gatsbee.

What do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle.

What did the tree say to its flowers? “Leaf me alone!”

Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant.

Why did the bird go to the hardware store? To get a spring in its step.

What do you call a grumpy cow in spring? A mood swing.

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How do bunnies stay fit in spring? Hare-obics.

Why was the rabbit so happy in spring? It was a hoppy time.

How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.

Why was the broom late for spring cleaning? It overswept.

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter for spring.

What’s a spring frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola.

Why did the scarecrow become a gardener in spring? He was outstanding in his field.

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What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.

What’s a sheep’s favorite springtime activity? Baa-sketing in the sun.

What’s a spring insect’s favorite sport? Cricket.

What do you call a bear caught in the rain in spring? A drizzly bear.

How do you catch a squirrel in spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call a well-dressed lion in springtime? A dandy lion.

Why did the gardener become a comedian in spring? He had a turnip for humor.

How do you know when spring has arrived? The birds start to tweet about it.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Egg-ercise.

Why did the gardener plant a clock in spring? He wanted to grow thyme.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer.

What’s a spring duck’s favorite game? Duck, duck, bloom.

How do April showers stay fresh? They use spring water.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes in spring? A funny bunny.

Why did the sunflower go to school? To get a little brighter.

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Why did the gardener dig a hole in spring? He thought it was ground-breaking.

What do you call a flower that glows in spring? A light bulb.

What’s a spring bee’s favorite novel? “To Kill a Mockingbird.”

How do April showers send mail? By rain-check.

Why did the gardener break up with spring? There were too many budding issues.

What do you call a springtime story? A budding tale.

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What do you call a rabbit with a spring cold? A runny bunny.

What’s a spring frog’s favorite movie? “Hoppy Gilmore.”

What do you call a spring rabbit’s favorite hangout? A hoppy place.

Why did the chicken lay an egg in March? To celebrate the egg-quinox.

How do April showers write letters? With a precipitation pen.

What does a gardener play music with in the spring? A bloom box.

How do April showers keep their hair in place? With a rain-bow.

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