30 Best Corn Jokes
What did the baby corn ask the mommy corn?
“Where is popcorn?”
Why did the corn get an award?
For being outstanding in its field.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?
Because the corn has ears!
Why was the corn so popular?
Because it was ear-resistible!
What’s a corn’s favorite genre of music?
Pop.
What do you call a corn cob that’s a great listener?
An ear-resistible friend!
Why was the corn such a good listener?
It was all ears.
What do you call a corn that’s a comedian?
A stand-up kernel.
What did the corn say when it won an award?
“I’m the cream of the crop!”
What did baby corn call its father?
Popcorn!
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What do you get when you cross corn with a spider?
Cobwebs.
Why did the corn start a blog?
To share its kernels of wisdom.
Why was the corn so good at martial arts?
It had great hand-ear coordination.
Why was the corn so good at math?
It knew its ear-ithmetic.
Why do pirates only eat corn on special occasions?
Because it costs a buccaneer.
Why do corn secrets never stay hidden?
Because they always pop up!
What do you call a corn’s favorite fashion accessory?
Ear-rings.
Why did the corn stalk get a promotion?
It was “ear”-resistible to the boss!
Why did the corn go to the dentist?
It had a kernel stuck in its teeth!
What did the corn say to the butter?
You’re the spread to my kernels!
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Why was the corn so good at hide and seek?
It was a-maize-ing at hiding.
What’s a corn’s favorite type of art?
Cob-stract.
Why did the corn go to jail?
For stalking.
What do you call a corn that’s a bodybuilder?
A husky corn.
Why was the corn so good at music?
It had an ear for tune.
What do you call a corn that’s a spy?
A covert cob.
Why did the corn go to the party?
To pop and lock.
What’s a corn’s favorite movie?
The Corn Identity.
Why don’t corn play hide and seek?
Because they’re always stalk-ing!
What do you call a cow who trips in a cornfield?
Corned beef.
What’s a corn’s favorite cereal?
Corn pops.
Why did the corn stop listening to the radio?
Because it had heard enough pop.